Once I heard that there is a correlation between the size of the hoop earrings a woman wears and the cock thickness she desires. Not that I believe it, but I can't help wondering when I see someone wearing them.
Well, this is a new one. I just got some lovely hoops for Christmas, white gold, that are about 1-1/2 inches in diameter. As they were a gift from my sister, who is starchy to the max, I can only wonder about HER now.