Hoooooooly Shitfire!!!

[KillerMuffin]

I was cruising through some porn sites looking for a pic and just oh my gawd I saw someone I went to high school with! She had like two guys with her and a dildo and that dog-hit-by-a-truck expression on her face.

I was thinking, nahhhhh, couldn't be. Sure 'nuff, she had that tat up on her shoulder that got her happy ass suspended.

I have seen her naked and dp'ed! Oh my gawd!!!!! I whooped her ass in grade school!!

What the fuck should I do now? Well, obviously I know what to do, bookmark it and send it to all my friends at classmates.com. No, no, I'm just going to erase that particular bit of history and cookies and just never go there again. I have the fucking creeps now. She was supposed to go on to be a doctor, not a porn slut.

Anyone else ever had this problem?

 

[estevie]

OMG, lol...I haven't had this problem, thank God! You are a better person than I, I would send it to everyone of my classmates!

 

[registered "^^"]

Found my ex on one of those sites......I didn't mind, neither did my lawyer, and I have custody!

 

[kotori]

don't leap to conclusions

She was supposed to go on to be a doctor, not a porn slut.

Who said she's not a doctor? Maybe she was doing a physical; she's a world renown psycho-urologist. Some of the best minds in the world (medical and otherwise) spend time in the gutter. What's that Oscar Wilde quote? We're all living in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Or words to that effect. Yeah, that's the ticket!

 

[KillerMuffin]

You know, that actually makes me feel better. She's a doctor with a day job.

 

[seth6138]

yikes

(WEG) post the pic at classmates.com

 

[alltherage]

Now you know why i am saving for plastic surgery. I should cruise more sites. Love to find some not so friendly cheerleader types on one. Now that would make my day.

 

[darrenfate]

Killllerrr!

Wow. That must have blown you away (no pun intended - well maybe a little). The fact that you whipped her ass surprises absolutely no one here!

I once saw a high school classmate stroll onto a sitcom and fell out of my chair. That doesn't happen often to us midwest folks. There he was "Woody". Hmm the name now sounds funny. Maybe he went on to star with your friend. Er, what did those two guys look like?

 

[pabloback]

how do you think she feels about seeing you in that pic standing over me with the chocolate sauce gun in action?
boy was that a messy session

dont post it on the schoolfriends site











send it to me instead for[ reference purposes obviously]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sssshhhhh, pablo, no one knows about that. I'd like to keep it that way. *grins wickedly* When you're good, you're good.

 

[pabloback]

Sssshhhhh, pablo, no one knows about that. I'd like to keep it that way. *grins wickedly* When you're good, you're good.

not so bad yourself sugar pop , dont say anymore or they will guess why i am not scared of you [blushing in case my secret gets out]
now about that pic ?

 

[thumbs2_ca]

LOL

Now THAT is funny.
I have often thought how hilarious it would be to see someone I know in a picture on one of the sites I visit.
Not that I visit that many sites that have naked people doing the bump and grind. Nope not me.
I think I would handle it the same way you are though KM.
Unless of course they deserved to have their picture passed around. evil grin.

 

[pabloback]

my ex girlfriend had a birthday party in her local pub , the whole village turned up, one of her neighbours had a contact mag, he was showing everybody at the party the pics of her nextdoor neighbour posing full frontal naked under the caption of "the iceman" when he walked in to the party

 

[girl]

A sex-buddy of mine was cruising the net once and found pics of his sister giving a blowjob. He never confronted her about it tho...but that just blew me away erm...so to speak

girl

 

[lobito]

Muffie, you of course know that you can't go the KR way here, and embarrass her with your former classmates. On the other hand, we don't know her, most likely, so just post the picture her, you'll feel MUCH better, I know you you will, or at least I know I will.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Wow.

In college I popped into a sleazy strip club and watched a girl dancing. I realized that I knew her. She had been in my high school drama class. THAT was weird.

Maybe the stragnest run in I ever had, though, was at a club I was working in New York. I brought a girl up on stage to do a trick. Everything went well, she was funny and it was a good crowd. The girl looked familiar, though I couldn't place her.

After the show I was making my way to the bathroom when I ran into her, and she said, "Do you know who I am?" Suddenly I did. She was a prostitute I had gone to a couple of times in my very lonely early-twenties. She worked out of an apartment with a couple of other girls on the east side. I liked her because she was sweet, and we actually talked more than we fucked. She got me through a couple of lonely nights, and I always liked her.

Well, this was many years later and I was a bit embarrassed at ever having been that, er, lonely, so I was a bit taken aback. Here she was, in a club I worked, with people I knew, AND I had just brought her on stage and didn't recognize her. Weird.

"Yeah." I said. "How are you?"

She had dropped her former profesisona nd was working now as a nurse and using all the money she'd made on her back to also go to school. She looked completely different -- of course she was wearing a simple dress, and I had never seen in her anything but bra, panties and stockings before.

We chatted for a bit, and I think she sensed I was a little thrown by the whole thing. I always felt bad that I didn't say more to her, because I think she liked me (I was pretty much a "missionary postion" kind of guy back then, and even demurely rejected her kind offer once to titty-fuck her. LOL. I think she appreciated my gentleness.)

But I was too weirded out to chat long. When you buy a girl you also buy annonymity, and here she was int he heart and soul of my world sharing the stage with me! I felt nervous, like suddenly she was going to go back on stage, grab the mike and say, "Remember the night we met and you paid me to fuck you?"

So she went back to her table and her friends and I jumped in a cab and rode home. It wasn't until I hit my apartment that I was able to smile about the whole thing.

It's a small world, man. I'm still waiting for the kid whose nose I stuffed up with Cocoa-Puffs in 1969 to come knocking on my door with an Uzi.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

About 10 years ago a friend send a photo of her man from the chest down naked to a magazine. BUT he was standing in their lounge when the photo was taken and if you knew them you knew the photo on the shelf by him was of their two kids. The photo was a bit foggy but enough that you could tell.

Did he get shit from his mates and friends in jest

 

[iann666]

Sorry KM

Don't mean to interrupt your thread but you owe me for 500lbs of raw steak and 35 boxes of chocs for your damn dog Trigger, let me know where to send invoice lol

 

[Curious Guy]

Damn, you didn't even post the URL.

 

[xzchief]

My 10-year reunion is in July. If I knew that someone is my class was a porn slut, I would not tell anyone. I know the guys. I'd send her a special invitation to the reunion. Then, I'd selfishly save her for myself at the reunion.

 

[Gingersnap]

One of my girlfriends poses for porn all the time. She has an advanced degree but says the money is better and besides she likes the work. Go figure. I never thought less of her. She is a very funny lady and we had some wild adventures together. I do know her father wasn't really thrilled about seeing his baby girl riding the joystick though.... Oh well.

I do think your former classmate has aquired a thick skin about her adventures in the video world. I don't know that I would advertise her film ability except maybe to a select few. Kinda a pizza and beer evening for a bit of a laugh.

 

[Rachel Picabia]

One of my girlfriends poses for porn all the time. She has an advanced degree but says the money is better and besides she likes the work. Go figure. I never thought less of her. She is a very funny lady and we had some wild adventures together.

Hey! That was supposed to be a secret, Ginj, ya blabbermouth!

rach
xox

 

[Gingersnap]

I know I know but nobody even noticed that pimple on your ass.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hey rach, I've missed you.


Would you like to do some babysitting for the Chef per chance?

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Hey rach, I've missed you.

Hey-Ho, Chefster. I've been back-packing with Tank Girl and Jenny Agatur.

Would you like to do some babysitting for the Chef per chance?

What, ya mean babysit Deborah's demon seed? Kuh! As if! I've got party's to go to. Mid-Western badgirlz to pursue.

rach