Honey's thread...

[eric shawn listo]

Here a hankie, Ted...naw, I gotta use it...<sob>

 

[Guest]

Here a hankie, Ted...naw, I gotta use it...<sob>

I'm, I'm okay now...

Oh Damn...<runs from room>

 

[eric shawn listo]

We all done crying....<sob>....guess not....

 

[Guest]

We all done crying....<sob>....guess not....

Just tell yourself she's gone to live on a farm in the country. Just like you parents told you about Fluffy when you were eight.

Good morning Eric.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Just tell yourself she's gone to live on a farm in the country. Just like you parents told you about Fluffy when you were eight.

Good morning Eric.

Morning Ted...as long as she's <sob>...happy...

 

[Guest]

Morning Ted...as long as she's <sob>...happy...

I'm sure she is.

She'd be said to hear you're not happy.

 

[eric shawn listo]

I'm sure she is.

She'd be said to hear you're not happy.

Don't tell her...

 

[Guest]

Don't tell her...

Maybe you should rent the movie they made about her life...

http://home.comcast.net/~majerus-collins/honey.jpg

 

[eric shawn listo]

Maybe you should rent the movie they made about her life...

http://home.comcast.net/~majerus-collins/honey.jpg

Ha...I found myself watching that movie on tv a couple weeks ago....thinkning of Honey...

 

[Guest]

Ha...I found myself watching that movie on tv a couple weeks ago....thinkning of Honey...

I've never seen it, but I think I could watch it and not worry about plot, character developement, sound...

 

[eric shawn listo]

I've never seen it, but I think I could watch it and not worry about plot, character developement, sound...

exactly yes...

 

[eric shawn listo]

Guess I better bump this in case she's lurking...wouldn't want her to think we forgot...

 

[Guest]

Guess I better bump this in case she's lurking...wouldn't want her to think we forgot...

Who?

We'll try to flush her out with anger

 

[eric shawn listo]

Who?

We'll try to flush her out with anger

First base.

 

[Guest]

First base.

I don't know.

 

[eric shawn listo]

second base

 

[Guest]

second base

What.

I don't know, third.

 

[eric shawn listo]

What.

I don't know, third.

Just testing.

 

[Guest]

Just testing.

This concludes our Abbott and Costello test.

Had this been an actual Abbott and Costello, you would have been directed to a local comedy club.

We now return you to our regular pining for Honey.

 

[eric shawn listo]

This concludes our Abbott and Costello test.

Had this been an actual Abbott and Costello, you would have been directed you to a local comedy club.

We now return you to our regular pining for Honey.

Sounds like a plan...

 

[Guest]

<Ted checks hair left on edge of door, a little trick he learned from reading Ian Fleming books. It is undisturbed. Heavy sigh. Walks away dejected.>

 

[eric shawn listo]

Speaking of Bond, Ted, Honey and I were discussing your wardrobe you wore as a high school hall monitor....

 

[SummerMorning]

Guys, tell Honey I said hi ... I'm travelling in Australia right now ... so that should do for now.

 

[Boxlicker101]

This concludes our Abbott and Costello test.

Had this been an actual Abbott and Costello, you would have been directed to a local comedy club.

We now return you to our regular pining for Honey.

How can you be so flippant when our beloved Honey has left us for who knows how long?

 

[eric shawn listo]

Guys, tell Honey I said hi ... I'm travelling in Australia right now ... so that should do for now.

Summer, Honey says she just remembered you were going to Australia and wants lots of photos when you return...but make sure she comes back here before you let her see 'em.