Honey's thread...

Ted-E-Bare said:
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

She's on the board, and this isn't on top.

Eric, you screwed up this morning. :D


I'm here now...couldn't get on Lit yesterday for some reason....Maybe Ted blocked me somehow...


HHHHHOOOONNNNEEEYYYYY!!!
 
eric shawn listo said:
I'm here now...couldn't get on Lit yesterday for some reason....Maybe Ted blocked me somehow...


HHHHHOOOONNNNEEEYYYYY!!!
<whistling innocently as I reach for the Staples Easy button on my desk that I've hacked into a special switch on the internet>
 
eric shawn listo said:
Cold...In my futile promise not to turn the heat on until October...It's the principal of the thing...
Uh, your wife's lips are blue. Your dog licked the water pipe and is now stuck.

I think you need to turn on the heat.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
<whistling innocently as I reach for the Staples Easy button on my desk that I've hacked into a special switch on the internet>

Where's the real Honey :rose:
U hijacking this thread ?

(going to use Staples Easy button for something else) ;) :devil:
 
ltnsfr007 said:
Where's the real Honey :rose:
U hijacking this thread ?

(going to use Staples Easy button for something else) ;) :devil:
We're not hijacking. Just shooting the breeze until she deigns to appear.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Uh, your wife's lips are blue. Your dog licked the water pipe and is now stuck.

I think you need to turn on the heat.


I told her I didn't like the blue lipstick..the dog ..well..dumb beast...

It's only a few more...cold...days....
 
eric shawn listo said:
I told her I didn't like the blue lipstick..the dog ..well..dumb beast...

It's only a few more...cold...days....

Hey Eric let me ask you

What are you going to be for Halloween ? :D
 
ltnsfr007 said:
Hey Eric let me ask you

What are you going to be for Halloween ? :D


I'm thinkin'...a dog with blue lipstick with his tongue stuck...

...maybe a Honey admirer...

Which raises the query...how many Honey admirers does it take to screw in a...
 
to screw in a what??

the anticipation is....

maybe I should....

do you think Eric will.....

:rolleyes:
 
Honey123 said:
to screw in a what??

the anticipation is....

maybe I should....

do you think Eric will.....

:rolleyes:
Are you just now rolling out of bed, you lay-about? :)

Good afternoon.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Are you just now rolling out of bed, you lay-about? :)

Good afternoon.


I had a meeting this AM and then I had to do research and then I did a great kickbox exercise and now I am here. In my wet work-out clothes... Ugh... :p
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Are they like sticking to you? Making your clothes adhere to your figure? <sigh>


a sports bra...just wet..

the workout shorts, tight...wet...
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
<sigh>
Lose the bra, and my vision is complete. :)


lose the bra and your vision will be impaired...trust me. You'll keep squinting and squinting.... :rolleyes:
 
Honey123 said:
lose the bra and your vision will be impaired...trust me. You'll keep squinting and squinting.... :rolleyes:
Small breasted women are sexy too! At least you don't have them roll away from you in bed. "Where did it go, where did it go?"
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Small breasted women are sexy too! At least you don't have them roll away from you in bed. "Where did it go, where did it go?"

LOL....

That gave me the weirdest visions!!!
 
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