Honey's thread...

[Honey123]

That's the way you are in my heart sweetie!

I smiled then I read your siggy:

7. Take whatever I say with a grain of salt. What I tell you may not always be true.

 

[zeb1094]

I smiled then I read your siggy:

7. Take whatever I say with a grain of salt. What I tell you may not always be true.

But, I always tell the truth to you Honey! Always! Honest!

 

[Honey123]

But, I always tell the truth to you Honey! Always! Honest!

So, what's word today, Zeb?

 

[eric shawn listo]

EEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCc

Who's Batman?

My bat, ma'am.

 

[zeb1094]

So, what's word today, Zeb?

ramadamadingdong! That's a good word!

 

[Honey123]

My bat, ma'am.

Ballzy statment...

 

[Honey123]

ramadamadingdong! That's a good word!

ramadamadinaling....

 

[zeb1094]

ramadamadinaling....

Ok...

ramadamadingaling to you too!

 

[Aurora Black]

Ding-a-ling, anyone?

*raps loudly* My ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling....

 

[Honey123]

Ding-a-ling, anyone?

*raps loudly* My ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling....

Give Zeb a moment, I am sure he'll come running in with his ding in his hand...

 

[Aurora Black]

Give Zeb a moment, I am sure he'll come running in with his ding in his hand...

I love dings. Oops, wrong thread!

 

[Honey123]

I love dings. Oops, wrong thread!

LOL...

 

[Aurora Black]

I meant to ask, how do you keep in such fabulous shape? What kinds of workouts do you do?

 

[zeb1094]

Give Zeb a moment, I am sure he'll come running in with his ding in his hand...

I never run with hard objects in my hand! I could trip and fall then I might hurt myself with the hard thing in my hand!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Ding-a-ling, anyone?

*raps loudly* My ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling....

I went swimming 'cross Turtle Creek,
Turtles snappin' all around my feet.
It sure was tough, swimmin' that thing
With both hands a-holdin' my ding-a-ling-ling.

That's the only verse I can remember of that odd song. I could probably google it and get the rest.

 

[Aurora Black]

Ooh, crap. She's gone.

 

[Aurora Black]

I went swimming 'cross Turtle Creek,
Turtles snappin' all around my feet.
It sure was tough, swimmin' that thing
With both hands a-holdin' my ding-a-ling-ling.

That's the only verse I can remember of that odd song. I could probably google it and get the rest.

That's so cute! The guy protecting his willy against the evil turtles.

 

[Aurora Black]

I never run with hard objects in my hand! I could trip and fall then I might hurt myself with the hard thing in my hand!

What is "pocket pool," exactly?

 

[zeb1094]

What is "pocket pool," exactly?

Well there is this big green table with six pockets and 16 ball, not counting the cueball. You hit the cueball with the pointy end of a stick knocking it into the other 16 balls trying to get them in the pockets.

 

[Aurora Black]

Well there is this big green table with six pockets and 16 ball, not counting the cueball. You hit the cueball with the pointy end of a stick knocking it into the other 16 balls trying to get them in the pockets.

So it's not slang for masturbation, then?

 

[zeb1094]

So it's not slang for masturbation, then?

Oh, that pocket pool. No, it just means your playing with yourself when you got you hands in your pants pockets!

 

[Aurora Black]

Oh, that pocket pool. No, it just means your playing with yourself when you got you hands in your pants pockets!

Playing how? Adjusting? Which leads me to another question: Why do guys adjust their equipment so much? To give Big Jim and the Twins room to breathe?

 

[zeb1094]

Playing how? Adjusting? Which leads me to another question: Why do guys adjust their equipment so much? To give Big Jim and the Twins room to breathe?

Yes. Sometimes it gets a little crowed down there. Or they get in an uncomfortable position.

It would be like, if you're wearing a bra and it rids up on you breasts so the bottoms are poking out. You just have to put them back in their place.

 

[Aurora Black]

Yes. Sometimes it gets a little crowed down there. Or they get in an uncomfortable position.

It would be like, if you're wearing a bra and it rids up on you breasts so the bottoms are poking out. You just have to put them back in their place.

Okay, I understand now. Bouncy bouncy.

 

[zeb1094]

Okay, I understand now. Bouncy bouncy.

Or as Ent says, Dangly bits.