Honey's thread...

[Aurora Black]

This, and before, blowjobs with herbal tea. You are trying to set my mind and imagination and aflame today, aren't you?

*bouncing up and down...on a trampoline, waves* Hey, Ted!

Why didn't you say anything about the hot tea, damn it? I thought that no one saw it.

 

[Guest]

*bouncing up and down...on a trampoline, waves* Hey, Ted!

Why didn't you say anything about the hot tea, damn it? I thought that no one saw it.

Saw it, then had to run out for a while. You make for unsafe driving, as one imagines...

Looking over at the trampoline. "Hmm, they are real aren't they?" he muses.

 

[Aurora Black]

Saw it, then had to run out for a while. You make for unsafe driving, as one imagines...

Looking over at the trampoline. "Hmm, they are real aren't they?" he muses.

Of course they are! Silicone doesn't bounce!

 

[bashfull]

*sipping a cup of tea as he sneaks in*

Afternoon, ya'll. Only have a minute but had to pay my respect.

^5 guys
's ladies
for the matriarch of the thread

Bash

 

[Aurora Black]

Iced tea can work just as well.

 

[bashfull]

Iced tea can work just as well.

*smirk* I happen to have a fondness for ice....

 

[Aurora Black]

*smirk* I happen to have a fondness for ice....

Yes, I noticed that. It's interesting what one can do with ice if they have an active imagination. Same goes for steaming hot tea. And whiskey, lots of whiskey.

 

[eric shawn listo]

bump, bump, bump....honey....bump, bump, bump....

 

[bashfull]

I'm get to be the first one to bump Honey this morning!

 

[Guest]

I'm get to be the first one to bump Honey this morning!

I hope your bump works better than Eric's futile one yesterday.

'Honey? Are you around?"

 

[Aurora Black]

*sits on couch, lazily stirring hot chocolate*

Honey, come out. Your fans are waiting.

 

[Guest]

Honey, come out. Your fans are waiting.

If you don't show up soon, we're going to have to start worshiping Aurora.

 

[Aurora Black]

If you don't show up soon, we're going to have to start worshiping Aurora.

*sips cocoa calmly, speaks louder*

I don't want to hijack your thread, Honey. Come on out...

*whispers* You know where to go to worship me, Ted you naughty boy.

 

[Guest]

*whispers* You know where to go to worship me, Ted you naughty boy.

On my knees?

Layback lovely...

 

[Aurora Black]

On my knees?

Layback lovely...

*crooks finger at Ted, shouts over shoulder*

Honey, I'm going to borrow Ted for a while. He's in the Artic Circle if you want him...

 

[Guest]

*crooks finger at Ted, shouts over shoulder*

Honey, I'm going to borrow Ted for a while. He's in the Artic Circle if you want him...

staps on snow shoes for journey. Just call me Nanook.

 

[Aurora Black]

staps on snow shoes for journey. Just call me Nanook.

Nanook, lick me.

 

[Guest]

Nanook, lick me.

Ah, my own little Eskimo Pie.

pushes knees slightly apart, lowers self to task...

 

[Aurora Black]

Ah, my own little Eskimo Pie.

pushes knees slightly apart, lowers self to task...

Not here! *blush*

 

[Guest]

Not here! *blush*

You're so cute with some color to your cheeks.

How do you say, "Your place or mine?" in Greek?

 

[Aurora Black]

You're so cute with some color to your cheeks.

How do you say, "Your place or mine?" in Greek?

It's "Pame sto diko sou spiti e diko mou?" But I've never had to say that to anyone.

 

[Guest]

I've never had to say that to anyone.

Why not?

1. You're celebate
2. Your lover is living with you?
3. Into public sex?

I suspect #2.

 

[Aurora Black]

Why not?

1. You're celebate
2. Your lover is living with you?
3. Into public sex?

I suspect #2.

*nods, winks*

 

[Guest]

*nods, winks*

Ah, 2 & 3?

 

[Aurora Black]

Ah, 2 & 3?

Just #2, buddy.