Honey's thread...

[Honey123]

LOL

All tits are great. I like am into all sizes (well, watermelon sized is a bit of turnoff--that customer who wore a cleavage sweater into my store has scarred me for life)

Where'd she put the pits?

 

[eric shawn listo]

Hoonneyy!

Ted.

 

[Honey123]

Hoonneyy!

Ted.

Erricc.....!

Ted.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Erricc.....!

Ted.

How's sweet Honey today?

 

[Guest]

Where'd she put the pits?

Seeds? I didn't explore.

It was the singular most difficult customer transaction I ever had. When I say watermelon size, I'm not exaggerating, and I mean LARGE watermellons.

My manager stood in my line of site behind her as we moved around the department smirking making it hard for me to keep a straight face. My co-workers (a man and a woman) stood on the floor watching with astonishment).

 

[eric shawn listo]

Seeds? I didn't explore.

It was the singular most difficult customer transaction I ever had. When I say watermelon size, I'm not exaggerating, and I mean LARGE watermellons.

My manager stood in my line of site behind her as we moved around the department smirking making it hard for me to keep a straight face. My co-workers (a man and a woman) stood on the floor watching with astonishment).

Reminds me of the day Vanessa Del Rio came into my bookstore.

 

[Guest]

Reminds me of the day Vanessa Del Rio came into my bookstore.

In your (nocternal emission) dreams.

Seriously, there was nothing erotic about it, which was the point I started with.

 

[eric shawn listo]

In your (nocternal emission) dreams.

Seriously, there was nothing erotic about it, which was the point I started with.

Um... actually...she did...

 

[bashfull]

Morning, Ya'll! Just call me Winnie the Poo cause i've got a hankerin' for some Honey!

 

[Guest]

Morning, Ya'll! Just call me Winnie the Poo cause i've got a hankerin' for some Honey!

<groan>

Must I remind you I am the President of the Bear Anti-Defamation League? The whole bear/honey thing is a stereotype.

 

[bashfull]

<groan>

<shrug> I haven't had my coffee yet.

 

[Honey123]

Hello again...

Just got in work ~ I swear City drivers are the worst....

 

[Honey123]

Morning, Ya'll! Just call me Winnie the Poo cause i've got a hankerin' for some Honey!

Don't worry about Ted, Bash...Winnie the Pooh does like honey...as for the other types of bears..well, I believe they like trash...did I just insult myself??

 

[Liar]

Hay, Hunny! Why do you always have to log on just when I have to log off? You make it look as if I'm avioding you.

 

[Honey123]

Hay, Hunny! Why do you always have to log on just when I have to log off? You make it look as if I'm avioding you.

OMG, LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!


***Runningtumblingsqueezinghuggingkissing*

 

[eric shawn listo]

Dare I repeat myself


HHHooonnneeyyyy!!!!

 

[Honey123]

Dare I repeat myself


HHHooonnneeyyyy!!!!

Yikes...I'm right here....

How's it hangin'?

 

[bashfull]

Hello again...

Just got in work ~ I swear City drivers are the worst....

Only b/c they all rubberneck gawking at you, darlin'.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Yikes...I'm right here....

How's it hangin'?

You were here then you weren't so I welcomed you back.

Hangin'.

 

[Guest]

Don't worry about Ted, Bash...Winnie the Pooh does like honey...as for the other types of bears..well, I believe they like trash...did I just insult myself??

LOL

Some bears really like the smell of salmon.

http://www.evocative-images.com/Images/Grizzly%20Bears%20of%20Katmai/Doomed%20Salmon.jpg

But this bear prefers the sweet taste and smell of Honey. And I'm a real bear, not one drawn with watercolors.

 

[eric shawn listo]

LOL

Some bears really like the smell of salmon.

http://www.evocative-images.com/Images/Grizzly%20Bears%20of%20Katmai/Doomed%20Salmon.jpg

But this bear prefers the sweet taste and smell of Honey. And I'm a real bear, not one drawn with watercolors.

Very fishy, Ted.

 

[Honey123]

Only b/c they all rubberneck gawking at you, darlin'.

Aww...that's so sweet...

 

[Honey123]

LOL

Some bears really like the smell of salmon.

Ok..see there is a joke in there..and my real guy-raunchy humor is dying to come out......please make ... it....stop...........

 

[eric shawn listo]

Ok..see there is a joke in there..and my real guy-raunchy humor is dying to come out......please make ... it....stop...........

um...mackeral...

 

[Guest]

Ok..see there is a joke in there..and my real guy-raunchy humor is dying to come out......please make ... it....stop...........

You're too lady like for that.

By the way, the fish was comitting suicide.