Honey's thread...

[eric shawn listo]

I ain't got no body....no body.....

Are you ready for Christmas yet? Although I think they started taking out Valentine's gifts now...

Ready for X-mas!?

Nah.

Bah.

Humbug.

 

[Honey123]

Ready for X-mas!?

Nah.

Bah.

Humbug.

oh, come on.....presents...cookies...honey???

 

[eric shawn listo]

oh, come on.....presents...cookies...honey???

Did you say.....Honey?

 

[SummerMorning]

oh, come on.....presents...cookies...honey???

Tease.

 

[Honey123]

Moi?!?

 

[eric shawn listo]

Moi?!?

Now that's a Christmas present!

 

[SummerMorning]

Non, le roi.

Of course ewe!

 

[~photoguy~]

I don't insist...it's mandatory...

otay then

 

[Honey123]

I think all the men on this thread should disrobe ... afterall I can't be the only one in my undies!!

 

[Guest]

I think all the men on this thread should disrobe ... afterall I can't be the only one in my undies!!

I'm already cold.

 

[Honey123]

I'm already cold.

I thought you were hot? What happened....stopped your writing?

 

[Guest]

I thought you were hot? What happened....stopped your writing?

Physically cold, sexually hot.

Still writing. First sex scene out of the way, second starting now.

 

[Honey123]

Physically cold, sexually hot.

Still writing. First sex scene out of the way, second starting now.

Do give us a little bit...

 

[Guest]

Do give us a little bit...

“So you see,” Beth added, “you shouldn’t have moved away. You’d have at least one more blow job in your sexual portfolio if you hadn’t.”

“Don’t be a tease and an empty braggart, Beth” said Stacy. “Kevin had no control over where his family lived. Don’t taunt him with what-might-have-been. Blow him. Show him how good you are.”

I laughed. I knew Stacy was drunk. It was kind of cute. I certainly didn’t expect what happened next.

Beth smiled, then silently slipped off the chair and disappeared under the table.

 

[Honey123]

“So you see,” Beth added, “you shouldn’t have moved away. You’d have at least one more blow job in your sexual portfolio if you hadn’t.”

“Don’t be a tease and an empty braggart, Beth” said Stacy. “Kevin had no control over where his family lived. Don’t taunt him with what-might-have-been. Blow him. Show him how good you are.”

I laughed. I knew Stacy was drunk. It was kind of cute. I certainly didn’t expect what happened next.

Beth smiled, then silently slipped off the chair and disappeared under the table.

OOOOh.. a tag team bj...

 

[Guest]

OOOOh.. a tag team bj...

That's just a nugget. There is more.

God forbid I win. How would I explain an extra $700 income on the joint tax form?

 

[Honey123]

That's just a nugget. There is more.

God forbid I win. How would I explain an extra $700 income on the joint tax form?

yes...well, I don't have to worry 'bout that..

 

[Guest]

yes...well, I don't have to worry 'bout that..

No confidence?
No story entered?
Or separate returns?

 

[Honey123]

No confidence?
No story entered?
Or separate returns?

Story entered...didn't you read it???

 

[bashfull]

Story entered...didn't you read it???

OOOO, I read it! <raises hand> Do I get brownie points?

 

[Honey123]

OOOO, I read it! <raises hand> Do I get brownie points?

You get a honey kiss...

But if you'd prefer brownies...

 

[Guest]

Story entered...didn't you read it???

That's right, I did.

You should have more confidence.

 

[Honey123]

That's right, I did.

You should have more confidence.

You get points taken off for forgettin' ~ or perhaps handcuffed...

 

[bashfull]

You get a honey kiss...

But if you'd prefer brownies...

Love the taste of honey. And wouldn't mind your brownie either.

 

[Guest]

You get points taken off for forgettin' ~ or perhaps handcuffed...

I should be spanked.

And given a blow job. I hate those. They are punishing to get one.