Honey's thread...

[Guest]

*scratches balls and gives the screen the finger*

Add to today's things to do list : gouge out mental eye.

 

[Honey123]

Add to today's things to do list : gouge out mental eye.

LOL............

*psst...you know I'm really a Angelina Jolie look-alike, right?>??*

FOFLMAO

 

[eric shawn listo]

LOL............

*psst...you know I'm really a Angelina Jolie look-alike, right?>??*

FOFLMAO

Soooo....Angelina Jolie....with...balls....hmmmmm...

 

[Guest]

LOL............

*psst...you know I'm really a Angelina Jolie look-alike, right?>??*

FOFLMAO

But Hotter--without all those annoying, kids.

I saw the funniest comment once. To paraphrase.

"So you're Brad Pitt, the hottest man on the planet. Your day consists of drifting around your pool, while Jennifer Aniston flits nearby topless after a night of hot sex with you.

Your biggest problem is deciding what $1000 a meal Beverly Hills restaurant you're going to hit for lunch.

Then one day, you get smitten by Angelina Jolie. Your life now is carrying wet, whiny, tired kids who aren't yours through one dusty third-world airport after another."

Careful what you wish for.

 

[Guest]

Soooo....Angelina Jolie....with...balls....hmmmmm...

Even Angelina had to gouge out an eye for that comment.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40105000/jpg/_40105836_skycaptain3.jpg

 

[Honey123]

But Hotter--without all those annoying, kids.

I saw the funniest comment once. To paraphrase.

"So you're Brad Pitt, the hottest man on the planet. Your day consists of drifting around your pool, while Jennifer Aniston flits nearby topless after a night of hot sex with you.

Your biggest problem is deciding what $1000 a meal Beverly Hills restaurant you're going to hit for lunch.

Then one day, you get smitten by Angelina Jolie. Your life now is carrying wet, whiny, tired kids who aren't yours through one dusty third-world airport after another."

Careful what you wish for.

So if I wish for Brad Pitt, I'll get custody of those kids???

Oy Ve

 

[eric shawn listo]

Even Angelina had to gouge out an eye for that comment.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40105000/jpg/_40105836_skycaptain3.jpg

LOL

...just thinkin'....

 

[eric shawn listo]

So if I wish for Brad Pitt, I'll get custody of those kids???

Oy Ve

If you get brad and the kids send Angie my way...

 

[Guest]

If you get brad and the kids send Angie my way...

You get Brad and the kids. Me, I get Honey and Angie.

 

[eric shawn listo]

You get Brad and the kids. Me, I get Honey and Angie.

Now Ted...dreaming again...

 

[Honey123]

If you get brad and the kids send Angie my way...

she's too thin...you'll break her in half.

 

[Honey123]

You get Brad and the kids. Me, I get Honey and Angie.

Ohhh...I like Angie.

 

[Guest]

she's too thin...you'll break her in half.

Pot calling kettle...

 

[eric shawn listo]

she's too thin...you'll break her in half.

I'll be gentle...

 

[Guest]

Ohhh...I like Angie.

Great threesome, we'd make. Till the two of you kill me. Then you two leave Brad and Eric to babysit, while you go off to Cannes.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Great threesome, we'd make. Till the two of you kill me. Then you two leave Brad and Eric to babysit, while you go off to Cannes.

I said i'd be gentle...

 

[Guest]

I said i'd be gentle...

I meant Honey & Angie kill me.

You're only getting near me so I can pay you the 3 bucks an hour for babysitting!

 

[Honey123]

I meant Honey & Angie kill me.

You're only getting near me so I can pay you the 3 bucks an hour for babysitting!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!


Eric and Ted!!! Woooohooooooooooo

 

[eric shawn listo]

I meant Honey & Angie kill me.

You're only getting near me so I can pay you the 3 bucks an hour for babysitting!

It's barely covering the bucks i'm paying Angie and Honey to be next to you..

 

[Guest]

It's barely covering the bucks i'm paying Angie and Honey to be next to you..

If that would cost only $3 bucks an hour, I finally found a situtation where I would pay for IT!

 

[eric shawn listo]

If that would cost only $3 bucks an hour, I finally found a situtation where I would pay for IT!

heh heh...3 bucks a second more like..

 

[Honey123]

Boys..Boys....

I mean, come on...Angie...with either one of us???

 

[eric shawn listo]

Boys..Boys....

I mean, come on...Angie...with either one of us???

well...we could just forget about Angie...er...ah..Honey?

 

[Guest]

Boys..Boys....

I mean, come on...Angie...with either one of us???

We can dream.

heh heh...3 bucks a second more like..

<sigh> With those two, I probably need a whole lot of seconds.

 

[Guest]

well...we could just forget about Angie...er...ah..Honey?

Come to think of it, I've never seen Honey and Angelina in the same room together.

Just as I've never seen Eric and Bruce Wayne together.

Hmm.