Aurora Black
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imalickin said:daughters never listen.
You've got a daughter, Ima? I hope you taught her self-defense, because she must have to beat them off (ahem) with a stick!
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You've got a daughter, Ima? I hope you taught her self-defense, because she must have to beat them off (ahem) with a stick!
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she did, i do, she's married, but she never listened. she always knew better, thought we were really, really stupid until her first child was born. then all of a sudden we were the oracle of all knowledge.Aurora Black said:You've got a daughter, Ima? I hope you taught her self-defense, because she must have to beat them off (ahem) with a stick!
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Hhhoooonnnneeeeyyyy!!!
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She is not a blonde!
by My Erotic Trail ©
"She's not a blonde." Bill said.
She flung her blonde hair
in a seductive manner.
"How can you tell?"
I had to ask.
"She is too smart.
I bet you a bill,
she is a brunette."
I took the bet.
For she was as dingy
as a tossed about bouy.
She came and stood next to me.
Her blonde hair, I could clearly see.
We chatted about chit
and I bought her a drink.
I think.
I finally got the nerve,
"Can I see your roots?
So I can tell rather your a blonde
or a brunette."
Shyly she replied, "Okay!"
She was a little surprised
but didn't stop me
when I pulled her pants down
and saw that...
she was a Red Head.
<grin>
by My Erotic Trail ©
"She's not a blonde." Bill said.
She flung her blonde hair
in a seductive manner.
"How can you tell?"
I had to ask.
"She is too smart.
I bet you a bill,
she is a brunette."
I took the bet.
For she was as dingy
as a tossed about bouy.
She came and stood next to me.
Her blonde hair, I could clearly see.
We chatted about chit
and I bought her a drink.
I think.
I finally got the nerve,
"Can I see your roots?
So I can tell rather your a blonde
or a brunette."
Shyly she replied, "Okay!"
She was a little surprised
but didn't stop me
when I pulled her pants down
and saw that...
she was a Red Head.
<grin>
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Hey Honeybunch!!
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Honey123 said:
Bye bye sweet....now where did i leave my cane?
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Honey123 said:
In a while crocodile...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Honey123
SCAT? What is that???
It can be feces or a combining form referring to feces. It is also an order to somebody to leave, usually used when addressing a cat. It is also a series of meaningless syllables, usually rhyming, in a song to maintain the proper rhythm. "Dooby-dooby-doo", etc.
Originally Posted by Honey123
SCAT? What is that???
bashfull said:
It can be feces or a combining form referring to feces. It is also an order to somebody to leave, usually used when addressing a cat. It is also a series of meaningless syllables, usually rhyming, in a song to maintain the proper rhythm. "Dooby-dooby-doo", etc.
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Boxlicker101 said:Quote:
Originally Posted by Honey123
SCAT? What is that???
It can be feces or a combining form referring to feces. It is also an order to somebody to leave, usually used when addressing a cat. It is also a series of meaningless syllables, usually rhyming, in a song to maintain the proper rhythm. "Dooby-dooby-doo", etc.
Smartass! lol. Morning ya'll.
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