Honey, Can you handle 6-8 inches tonight?

[jaF0]

Some of the weather forecasts could make great Lit jokes.

 

[alohadave]

 

[Kumquatqueen]

6-8 inches is way too small for a pizza

 

[12oclocktales]

More a pun than a sex joke, but here goes:

A ruler of an African country decreed that no wild animals could be killed. Soon the country was overrun by lions, tigers, leopards, etc. The people finally couldn’t stand it anymore and threw the entire government out. It was the first instance on record where the reign was called on account of game.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Tough night to have a dick, because I can't stop thinking of more jokes about 85% of humidity than 9 inches.

 

[PennyThompson]

I know we've been in a dry spell for a while, but the forecast is looking like tonight could get wet. Just remember to watch out for slick conditions and flash flooding!

 

[NoTalentHack]

“Frigid conditions continue tonight, bringing this chilly spell to a record four weeks with no relief in sight.”

 

[Bisexguy70]

My wife has no concept of inches or measurement. Years ago when we were dating She asked me one day what six inches was. I showed her my pinky finger and said this is 6”. Probably why she married me.

 

[TiberiusPrime]

6-8 inches is way too small for a pizza

Not for stuffed pizza.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I know we've been in a dry spell for a while, but the forecast is looking like tonight could get wet. Just remember to watch out for slick conditions and flash flooding!

So lifejackets or just small orange vests?

 

[PennyThompson]

So lifejackets or just small orange vests?

A towel placed on the bed is usually sufficient... Wait, are we talking about the same thing?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

A towel placed on the bed is usually sufficient... Wait, are we talking about the same thing?

Probably, definitely not, sadly.

 

[TheLobster]

8 inches? Those iPhones are getting bigger each year.

 

[PennyThompson]

8 inches? Those iPhones are getting bigger each year.

Yeah, but you can't fold them in half like in the old days

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Yeah, but you can't fold them in half like in the old days

I can do that with my back pocket.

 

[jaF0]

We're expecting 6 to 8 inches tonight.

Oh? Who did you invite to join us?

 

[Candy_Kane54]

6-8 inches is way too small for a pizza

Not for stuffed pizza.

Ah ... the length vs. girth discussion again ...

 

[jaF0]

A four inch diameter sausage is bologna.