Honestly, I can't take you nowhere!

[Guest]

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[3113]

Apparently the kid was chewing on the handle of my cart. This was not a toddler.

Thank God you made it out of there alive, Sarah! You had an encounter with none other than the shopping-cart-eaters. As infamous as Hannibal Lecter, they consume whole shopping carts without remorse.

Count yourself lucky!

 

[Guest]

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[Samandiriel]

Was this at Zombie Mart?

 

[Guest]

Was this at Zombie Mart?

I used to go to the Zombie Mart to pickup girls. But they were all dead in bed.

 

[Equinoxe]

I'm more disturbed by the use of "nowhere" in place of "anywhere".

Children chewing on shopping cart handles, in use by complete strangers no less, is just bizarre.

 

[R. Richard]

The Legions of The Great Unwashed live! [Well, at least they are undead.]

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

damn, so much for my plan of meeting sarah in a late night grocery and whisking her off to a night of wild abondon.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I'm more disturbed by the use of "nowhere" in place of "anywhere".

Me Ma said that to me exactly like that for the first 18 years of me life

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I love talking like that, but it's always in jest. It's just sad when it's used in all earnest.

And I don't fear late night people because I'm usually the craziest person out

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[OhMissScarlett]

See, this is why I always carry anti-bacterial hand wipes everywhere I go....

Well, that and my kid would be the one biting the cart.

 

[Trombonus]

One time my friends and I were at Toys R Us, and were waiting in line. In front of us is this dad with his baby, and I swear to you this kid had the BIGGEST eyes I'd ever seen. They didn't seem real, and they kinda made you feel like he was peering into your very soul. Anyway, this kid just stared unblinking at my two friends, then he turned and looked at me and his eyes actually got bigger! We tried not to say or do anything, but that really freaked us out. Believe me, if you saw it you would be too. It's kinda funny now, but it was really weird then.

 

[scheherazade_79]

It's that time of night... I went shopping late once and saw a man making his 3 year old daughter dance on the moving conveyor belt. I was appalled.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

One time my friends and I were at Toys R Us, and were waiting in line. In front of us is this dad with his baby, and I swear to you this kid had the BIGGEST eyes I'd ever seen. They didn't seem real, and they kinda made you feel like he was peering into your very soul. Anyway, this kid just stared unblinking at my two friends, then he turned and looked at me and his eyes actually got bigger! We tried not to say or do anything, but that really freaked us out. Believe me, if you saw it you would be too. It's kinda funny now, but it was really weird then.

I think that might've been the same alien baby that Carson and I saw at Steak and Shake.

 

[Trombonus]

I think that might've been the same alien baby that Carson and I saw at Steak and Shake.

lol, I was gonna use the term "alien baby" as well, but thought some people might get offended. It's an accurate description though, and to this day if I mention it to either of my friends it triggers a laugh fest.

In regards to the woman and her kids...um...oral habits, I just have to say that the double negative bothers me more than the kid, although that is really gross.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

lol, I was gonna use the term "alien baby" as well, but thought some people might get offended. It's an accurate description though, and to this day if I mention it to either of my friends it triggers a laugh fest.

In regards to the woman and her kids...um...oral habits, I just have to say that the double negative bothers me more than the kid, although that is really gross.

Well, at least you can't get trench mouth from bad grammar. LOL.

 

[Trombonus]

Well, at least you can't get trench mouth from bad grammar. LOL.

Good point and well made.

 

[SeaCat]

LOLOLOL

I love it. A kid chewing on your cart. It could have been worse, the kid could have tried chewing on you.

Somehow though it doesn't surprise me in the least. I used to work at an all night gas station. The things I saw there could be put in a book, and wouldn't be believed. (I'm sure it didn't help that the station was at the very end of "Crack Street".)

Cat

 

[Guest]

It's that time of night... I went shopping late once and saw a man making his 3 year old daughter dance on the moving conveyor belt. I was appalled.

sounds like she was in training for her future career...
you never know, she might be a pole dancing prodigy.
for shame, castigating a father's desire to support his daughter!

 

[TE999]

Not totally OT:

How about the parents who sit their little darlings on the serving counter at Mickey D's while they wait for a Happy Meal.

Hey, that kid's ass is where my food will be!

No wonder there's E-coli in the Taco Bell's.

Peace.

 

[Guest]

Not totally OT:

How about the parents who sit their little darlings on the serving counter at Mickey D's while they wait for a Happy Meal.

Hey, that kid's ass is where my food will be!

No wonder there's E-coli in the Taco Bell's.

Peace.

AMEN!