Honest Question:

EJ: verily, 'twas a flood of many hogsheads!

eilan: sorry you aren't feeling well.

[considers several offers intended to make her feel better, but remembers her husband's a copy]

[simply bows]

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
eilan: sorry you aren't feeling well.

[considers several offers intended to make her feel better, but remembers her husband's a copy]

[simply bows]

ed
Oh, but I'm not sick. Just a general feeling of discontent. Lately the snarkiness hasn't been worth the effort. Not that I'm intending to turn over a new leaf or anything. . .

Don't worry. My hubby won't Taser you or anything. :)
 
Eilan said:
Oh, but I'm not sick. Just a general feeling of discontent.

i've had this feeling too, on and off for the last few days. i wonder what it is....

ditching all my shit and moving to a new and exciting area is very attractive to me... i need like a change of surroundings or emotions or profession or some kind of re-charge...
 
eilan: if you require a whetstone to sharpen your edge, you could always pop on over to the GB... :D

ed
 
Honey, it's only a silly forum nickname based on your posting stats. Just be comfortable with it. Everyone goes through it when they join a new forum, it's kinda like hazing but without all the drinking and butt smacking. Though I wouldn't count out that last bit here. :)
 
/me smacks Brighteyed in her butt and then runs off into the hills giggiling like a little girl
 
I still check this thread...

and even though I'm still a virgin, it still cracks me up. Thank you all for your time in answerring my (silly) question.
 
boxeater555 said:
and even though I'm still a virgin, it still cracks me up. Thank you all for your time in answerring my (silly) question.

no problem. if the thread stays active long enough, we'll be far off topic in a matter of weeks.

we're nothing if not ADD.
 
EJFan said:
no problem. if the thread stays active long enough, we'll be far off topic in a matter of weeks.

we're nothing if not ADD.
Right on, EJ Fan... I'm in good company, then.
 
Ravin the Poet said:
You pay me 29 dollars, for 29 months, and after the 29 payments, of 29 dolalrs, you will get it.



Ravin
But if you call right now well make the first 29 payments for you.
 
I wish people would stop being so fucking hung up on the damn title. It`s just a fucking name, it doesn`t mean a fucking thing so shut the fuck up about something so damn trivial :mad:
 
Sheesh!

Mary Hall said:
I wish people would stop being so fucking hung up on the damn title. It`s just a fucking name, it doesn`t mean a fucking thing so shut the fuck up about something so damn trivial :mad:


Whatdafuck, Mary? Don't I have the fuckin' right to ask a simple fuckin' question? Any way, who the fuck is the one getting upset over something so damn trivial fuck?
 
You got pissy over a stupid fucking user title, so it says virgin? Who gives a flying fuck, really, it means jack shit.
 
boxeater555 said:
Whatdafuck, Mary? Don't I have the fuckin' right to ask a simple fuckin' question? Any way, who the fuck is the one getting upset over something so damn trivial fuck?

Dude what the fuck is your problem? Everyone starts off with that title and the more you post the more chance of it changing once a certain limit is reached.

Jeez, some people shouldn't be let out into the community without an education.
 
C'mon, let's say "fuck" a few more times!

Oops, I mean a few more fucking times.....

I believe 3 scads are a crapload. In metric, though, a scad is equal to 0.86 of a helluva-bloomin'-lot.
 
Hi, all!

It's been too long since I logged-on to Literotica, I'm afraid. I can't beLIEVE this ol'
thread is still going, nor how far off-track it seems to have wandered... ain't it grand?
 
boxeater555 said:
It's been too long since I logged-on to Literotica, I'm afraid. I can't beLIEVE this ol'
thread is still going, nor how far off-track it seems to have wandered... ain't it grand?
we do tend to get off on the occasional tangent.

glad you got back here though. try to stick around longer this time. ya never know when you might miss something.
 
boxeater555 said:
It's been too long since I logged-on to Literotica, I'm afraid. I can't beLIEVE this ol'
thread is still going, nor how far off-track it seems to have wandered... ain't it grand?
*points and sings* virgin, virgin, ya still a little virgin. :D
Welcome back. ;)
 
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