Honest Question:

[boxeater555]

How on Earth do I get rid of that damned "virgin" under my name?

 

[EJFan]

you read the FAQ sticky at the top of this page.

 

[Meilien]

you read the FAQ sticky at the top of this page.

Now that wouldn't be any fun at all!

 

[Ravin the Poet]

You pay me 29 dollars, for 29 months, and after the 29 payments, of 29 dolalrs, you will get it.



Ravin

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

How on Earth do I get rid of that damned "virgin" under my name?

I'll tell you the secret.
Just keep posting the question another... oh... 95 times or so and the answer will pop up on your screen!

 

[pupper]

Post with reckless abandon

 

[Ezzy]

You pay me 29 dollars, for 29 months, and after the 29 payments, of 29 dolalrs, you will get it.



Ravin

I'll do it for 28 dollars for 28 months and after the 28th payment you will get it.

 

[TxRad]

How on Earth do I get rid of that damned "virgin" under my name?

Don't worry you'll pop your cherry before to long if you hang around here much....

 

[boxeater555]

Thank you all for your considerate/ ridiculous/ funny/ expensive replies...

 

[Eilan]

I'll tell you the secret.
Just keep posting the question another... oh... 95 times or so and the answer will pop up on your screen!

Not even THAT many times!

Of course, we all assume that the "Virgin" moniker is 100% accurate for ALL newbies.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Why do people hate that label so much? I've seen this question over and over in the forum. Nobody wants to be a virgin.

 

[silverwhisper]

ladyjeanne: on an internet discussion forum associated with an erotic stories site, peopled by people who enjoy reading such stories, you don't grok why people resent being a virgin? seriously? :>

ed

 

[Ascetic]

I don't really mind that much.

 

[Eilan]

ladyjeanne: on an internet discussion forum associated with an erotic stories site, peopled by people who enjoy reading such stories, you don't grok why people resent being a virgin? seriously? :>

ed

I'm a virgin.

 

[EJFan]

I'm a virgin.

don't forget fucktacular too.

 

[silverwhisper]

yeah, but she's not so much w/ the snarky of late. i guess being fucktacular and snarky are incompatible. :>

ed

 

[EJFan]

i guess being fucktacular and snarky are incompatible. :>

ed

interesting question... i shall commission a study at once! it shall be a double-blind, peer-reviewed study and it shall be called harold.

 

[silverwhisper]

harold?

 

[EJFan]

harold?

yes. harold.

and if you know what's good for you, you'll not question me again while sans-trout.

don't forget... i'm funding this study and i'll call it what i wish.

 

[silverwhisper]

[trout-smacks EJ with gleeful, child-like abandon in a series of matrix-inspired moves]

:>

 

[EJFan]

[trout-smacks EJ with gleeful, child-like abandon in a series of matrix-inspired moves]

:>

and now we can just make a trout appear out of thin air? my but we've become powerful.

btw... you've just successfully omitted yourself from my double-blind, peer-reviewed study (which i've named harold). i hope you're able to live this down and can somehow come to terms with the life-altering error you've made.

oh how i enjoy the omnipotence of self-funding. or is that impotence? whatever it is, i feel very powerful.

 

[Eilan]

yeah, but she's not so much w/ the snarky of late. i guess being fucktacular and snarky are incompatible.

Actually, I've seen quite a few opportunities to be a bitch. For some odd reason, I'm showing restraint.

*checks self for fever/other signs of illness* Nope. Go figure.

 

[silverwhisper]

ah, EJ...i am never unarmed. :> observe:

[drops scads of bananas on EJ's head]



eilan: should we call an ambulance?

[ducks]

ed

 

[Eilan]

eilan: should we call an ambulance?

Waah-mbulance, perhaps?

Nah, I'm sure that whatever's ailing me will pass in a few days.

 

[EJFan]

ah, EJ...i am never unarmed. :> observe:

[drops scads of bananas on EJ's head]

before i decide how to react... how many bananas in a scad?

there's two pints in a quart... four pecks in a bushell...