Laurel
Kitty Mama
- Joined
- Aug 27, 1999
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Hideously pale like a vampire and not a sexy looking one at that.
I'm the palest person I know.
A girl I know always says, "C'mere and stand next to me so I look tan."

But I'm not sure I'm liking the "hideous" paired with pale, or your self-abuse.