Homeopathy.

[Sean]

Sign in here if you're one of the gullible retards that believe in it. I just want to get a handle on how many fucking idiots are on Lit.

 

[KRCummings]

Sign in here if you're one of the gullible retards that believe in it. I just want to get a handle on how many fucking idiots are on Lit.

Plenty I'm sure. Whatsherface from your part of the world was a firm believer. She's not here now. Can't remember her name but she was oddly popular.

 

[Sean]

Plenty I'm sure. Whatsherface from your part of the world was a firm believer. She's not here now. Can't remember her name but she was oddly popular.

Kibble? She believed a lot of weird stuff.

 

[KRCummings]

Kibble? She believed a lot of weird stuff.

Yeah, her.

 

[pointless]

not me, but my father will probably get into it at some point. he was drinking some rancid, green powder made of random herbs and sugar for awhile and swore it was great until he just stopped taking it.

and then immediately bought some more overpriced crap that won't do anything.

also, i guess that's all pretty much the same thing, so... whatever. i really don't want to think about it too hard. i might have to punch the dumb fucker.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I take vitamins, I might be a closet homeopath.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I stand on ant beds barefooted, and let their venom kill my infections.

 

[CHNOPS]

How else are you supposed to rid your body of the toxins that are compromising your immune system and poisoning your blood?

 

[dolf]

How else are you supposed to rid your body of the toxins that are compromising your immune system and poisoning your blood?

crystals. duh.

 

[Phelia]

It's illegal to market pharmaceuticals direct-to-consumer in Canada. Guess what's not illegal? DTC advertising for homeopathic ways to treat your symptoms naturally!

 

[CHNOPS]

crystals. duh.

They take too long to digest. I go with the time-tested procedure of swallowing magnets to attract the toxins, cleansing the colon with organic fish oils, then renutrilizing with homeopathic pond-clay, distilled down to 1:10000 of its original form. Since humans came from the ocean and are still largely made of water, homeopathy obviously works, regardless of Western medicine's callous rejection of techniques that have never been shown to work.

 

[Phelia]

They take too long to digest. I go with the time-tested procedure of swallowing magnets to attract the toxins, cleansing the colon with organic fish oils, then renutrilizing with homeopathic pond-clay, distilled down to 1:10000 of its original form. Since humans came from the ocean and are still largely made of water, homeopathy obviously works, regardless of Western medicine's callous rejection of techniques that have never been shown to work.

Did you know that you have at least 45lbs of toxic build up in your intestinal lining at all times? It's all held together with gluten, which is actually poisonous to all humans.

The only way to get better is to avoid anything and everything that's made from chemicals.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Aids aint enough for our faggots? Now they got homeropathy? Whats that, like terminal cock-eyed?

 

[pointless]

you could always try pyramids.

or if worse comes to worse you can always just ask your pendulum.

 

[thør]

You're right, aquamarine quartz.

 

[CHNOPS]

Did you know that you have at least 45lbs of toxic build up in your intestinal lining at all times? It's all held together with gluten, which is actually poisonous to all humans.

The only way to get better is to avoid anything and everything that's made from chemicals.

Here in the west, so-called "scientists" still claim that mucoid plaque doesn't exist. This despite decades of regular people saying it does. Who should know better, people who "study" things, or the people who are actually out there every day, in the front lines, making and selling the useful products that help treat them? If the products didn't work, would they be able to charge as much for them as they do?

Point made.

 

[evesdream]

As a well respected homeopathic doctor myself, I've found that I can cure almost 100% of my patient's symptoms of early morning distress by diluting the powdered seeds of the coffea arabica plant in hot water.

You're right, aquamarine quartz.

This is great

 

[hornyrajni]

hmmmm

it does work -
if you can find a genuine doc

 

[Sean]

it does work -
if you can find a genuine doc

No it doesn't, you retard.

 

[hornyrajni]

hmmmm

No it doesn't, you retard.

sure seems like u r retarded now

 

[Phelia]

Here in the west, so-called "scientists" still claim that mucoid plaque doesn't exist. This despite decades of regular people saying it does. Who should know better, people who "study" things, or the people who are actually out there every day, in the front lines, making and selling the useful products that help treat them? If the products didn't work, would they be able to charge as much for them as they do?

Point made.

Lol I know! I started whispering the word "happy" to my water before I drink it because it changes the shape of the moecules and my friend does is and she NEVER gets sick except for just a few times a year. Ironically it also made her hair shinier too, haha. But I guess she "doesn't" know what she's "talking" about according to Steve Hawking, whoever made him president.

 

[Phelia]

You're right, aquamarine quartz.

Awesome. Mitchell and Webb are great. Have you ever seen Peep Show?

 

[CHNOPS]

Lol I know! I started whispering the word "happy" to my water before I drink it because it changes the shape of the moecules and my friend does is and she NEVER gets sick except for just a few times a year. Ironically it also made her hair shinier too, haha. But I guess she "doesn't" know what she's "talking" about according to Steve Hawking, whoever made him president.

Have you tried the inverted water yet? It's run through a centrifuge to change the molecules from HHO to OHH. Our bodies have gotten used to the HHO and can no longer bond them to our toxins. But OHH water fools the body and reinvigorates it, allowing it to better process the modern toxins of our industrialized life.

By the way, I think that lady up there was kidding. I'm pretty sure she was just describing coffee.

 

[dolf]

Lol I know! I started whispering the word "happy" to my water before I drink it because it changes the shape of the moecules and my friend does is and she NEVER gets sick except for just a few times a year. Ironically it also made her hair shinier too, haha. But I guess she "doesn't" know what she's "talking" about according to Steve Hawking, whoever made him president.

that's just nonsense! superstitious rot. it doesn't matter what you whisper. if you're not drinking your own pee then you're going to get cancer.

 

[thør]

Awesome. Mitchell and Webb are great. Have you ever seen Peep Show?

I have not, but would look if you lifted your skirt.