Holy Yowch

[SeaCat]

A little piece of advice.

Do not make a pit stop between eating Chicken wings seasoned with Puerto Rican Table Sauce and washing your hands. It will make you wince.

Cat

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

A little piece of advice.

Do not make a pit stop between eating Chicken wings seasoned with Puerto Rican Table Sauce and washing your hands. It will make you wince.

Cat

In the immortal words of Johnny Cash, "And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the righ of fire."

Rumple Foreskin

 

[3113]

Is that with or without foreskin?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Is that with or without foreskin?

That's one very scary thought.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[rgraham666]

Important safety tip. Thanks Cat.

 

[Frank Noir]

A little piece of advice.

Do not make a pit stop between eating Chicken wings seasoned with Puerto Rican Table Sauce and washing your hands. It will make you wince.

Cat

An ex-girlfriend told me she'd once masturbated just after slicing fresh chilies.
It was her considered opinion that you shouldn't do that.
Seems that two of my favourite eats don't go together...

 

[Vermilion]

An ex-girlfriend told me she'd once masturbated just after slicing fresh chilies.
It was her considered opinion that you shouldn't do that.
Seems that two of my favourite eats don't go together...

<snort>
a long ago ex of mine told me that when he was about 14 one of his 'mates' had suggested that Deep Heat (a muscle rub) felt really good if you rubbed it into your cock and balls. My ex (being a stupid moron) decided not only that this was a good idea, but something he ought to try in the toilets during recess at school. He missed the next two lessons cos he had his cock under the cold tap in the boy's toilets!!!!!!
HAH!
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[Rumple Foreskin]

<snort>
a long ago ex of mine told me that when he was about 14 one of his 'mates' had suggested that Deep Heat (a muscle rub) felt really good if you rubbed it into your cock and balls. My ex (being a stupid moron) decided not only that this was a good idea, but something he ought to try in the toilets during recess at school. He missed the next two lessons cos he had his cock under the cold tap in the boy's toilets!!!!!!
HAH!
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Similar story, though not as good. The mother of one of my h/s friends came home to find him naked from the waist down, standing in front of the big window air conditioning unit in the living room. Since she hadn't seen her son's bare butt in years, she asked for an explaination. Seems he got tired of treating his "jock itch." So opting for a fast cure, he applied a liberal dose of "Jim Wade Foot Medicine" an old, patent medicine cure for athletes foot that could burn through shoe leather, to the problem areas on and around his privates. Which explains why they had become publics as he attempted to chill them out in front of the A/C.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Vermilion]

Similar story, though not as good. The mother of one of my h/s friends came home to find him naked from the waist down, standing in front of the big window air conditioning unit in the living room. Since she hadn't seen her son's bare butt in years, she asked for an explaination. Seems he got tired of treating his "jock itch." So opting for a fast cure, he applied a liberal dose of "Jim Wade Foot Medicine" an old, patent medicine cure for athletes foot that could burn through shoe leather, to the problem areas on and around his privates. Which explains why they became, more or less, publics while chilling out in front of the A/C.

Rumple Foreskin

Well I dunno - sounds pretty damn funny to me... though perhaps lacking in the idiot element as regards doing it for pure sexual satisfaction...
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[Rumple Foreskin]

Well I dunno - sounds pretty damn funny to me... though perhaps lacking in the idiot element as regards doing it for pure sexual satisfaction...
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True. However, to knowingly use something that strong, and then to admit what he'd done, not just to his mother but to certain, select friends, would seem to, at the very least, qualify him as a temporary, semi-idiot.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Vermilion]

True. However, to knowingly use something that strong, and then to admit what he'd done, not just to his mother but to certain, select friends, would seem to, at the very least, qualify him as a temporary, semi-idiot.

Rumple Foreskin

Well yes... anyone who admits to that kind of stupidity, even if they do phrase it as 'a friend of mine did such and such' does seem to be compounding their stupidity..........

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[Rumple Foreskin]

Well yes... anyone who admits to that kind of stupidity, even if they do phrase it as 'a friend of mine did such and such' does seem to be compounding their stupidity..........

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Smart ass.

While I don't claim to be free of assorted mis-steps in my past, I can assure you that particular blunder was not one of mine.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Vermilion]

Smart ass.

While I don't claim to be free of assorted mis-steps in my past, I can assure you that particular blunder was not one of mine.

Rumple Foreskin

methinks the lady doth protest too much... <smirk>
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ps - you realise there's no way out of this one, right?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

methinks the lady doth protest too much... <smirk>
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ps - you realise there's no way out of this one, right?

Sure there is. I'll claim the dog threw up and vanish for the rest of the day.

Rumple "retreating" Foreskin

 

[Vermilion]

Sure there is. I'll claim the dog threw up and vanish for the rest of the day.

Rumple "retreating" Foreskin

Wait - your foreskin is retreating?
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[elfin_odalisque]

In college a girlfriend misread a magazine advice on how to sweeten those nether petals and applied fresh ginger instead of ginseng. Simply typing it brings tears to my eyes.

 

[FallingToFly]

Don't ever let your husband decide to get frisky WHILE he's using Tiger Balm liniment on your out of place back.

I threw mine out worse trying to get into the shower- and he barely brushed up against those "delicate" areas with his fingertips. I like pain in certain contexts- that is not it.

 

[SeaCat]

Warn your G/F that while the Alcohol based rub she is using feels good on your back, it doesn't belong in certain areas. Yout think Liquid Heat burns? Holy Christo. (After I peeled myself off the ceiling I explained to Mikki about this.)

Cat

 

[Vermilion]

Warn your G/F that while the Alcohol based rub she is using feels good on your back, it doesn't belong in certain areas. Yout think Liquid Heat burns? Holy Christo. (After I peeled myself off the ceiling I explained to Mikki about this.)

Cat

Sounds like the Deep Heat incident I related, only it was someone else's stupidity, not yours
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