Holy Shit!

[freakygirl]

spearmint altoids are hot!

Are these new? The little store down the street was out of my normal Wintergreen ones (I really shouldn't buy all of them at once) so I bought Spearmint (I had never seen them before).

And OMG.. they are fucking amazing!

Anyone else try them?

 

[bknight2602]

The wintergreen are pretty amazing! How strong are the spearmint?

 

[Kitte]

Oooo I gotta have them!!!
I love the wintergreen!

 

[bknight2602]

Offers some to Kitte

 

[SimGuy]

Damn.....

I thought this was an alert about the unveiling of Cheyenne's Tits.

 

[freakygirl]

Well put it this way..

1 box of Wintergreen last me.. about 4 hours (if I'm being good)

1 box of Spearmint are going to last me days.. maybe a week.

Wintergreen are cool.. and sweet. Spearmint are a hot minty flavor.

They are good.. but I need my wintergreen fix. Maybe I need to go to Walmart tonight.

 

[bknight2602]

Well put it this way..

1 box of Wintergreen last me.. about 4 hours (if I'm being good)

1 box of Spearmint are going to last me days.. maybe a week.

Wintergreen are cool.. and sweet. Spearmint are a hot minty flavor.

They are good.. but I need my wintergreen fix. Maybe I need to go to Walmart tonight.

Bring me some spearmint, please.

 

[Reyna123]

LOL yes i have tried them
and

one is good
two is real good
after two bottles of Merlot
I had the brilliant idea that 10 would be sensational
next day I had to "explain" this to my Gyno

LMAO....... 10 at one time is NOT a good thing to do to your body just take my word for it

 

[ikeystonei]

Holding Up Hand.........

One for me, Please !!!

 

[SimGuy]

Well put it this way..
They are good.. but I need my wintergreen fix. Maybe I need to go to Walmart tonight.

Geez woman...

I literally just walked in the door returning from my shift at Wal-Mart, why didn't you say something earlier???

 

[freakygirl]

LOL yes i have tried them
and

one is good
two is real good
after two bottles of Merlot
I had the brilliant idea that 10 would be sensational
next day I had to "explain" this to my Gyno

LMAO....... 10 at one time is NOT a good thing to do to your body just take my word for it

Where the hell are you putting Altoids at? And a better question.. why?

 

[Reyna123]

btw
cal-exotics makes an edible minty climax gel that gives you the same cooling minty sensation that is safe to use in any amount you jolly well please

 

[freakygirl]

Geez woman...

I literally just walked in the door returning from my shift at Wal-Mart, why didn't you say something earlier???

Damn WalMart raised their Altoid prices on me.

$3.24 for a double pack. They used to be $2.79. I was seriously pissed. But I'm willing to drive 10 miles and pay that to get a couple of packages.

Everyone in town is out.. I really need to buy less or they need to buy more.

 

[freakygirl]

btw
cal-exotics makes an edible minty climax gel that gives you the same cooling minty sensation that is safe to use in any amount you jolly well please

Ummm I eat them.

 

[freakygirl]

Just for the hell of it, I went to Altoids.com and they have a pinball game.

 

[Reyna123]

I put them in my pussy LMAO

you should try it ......... ONE !!!!!!

just one girlie just one

but its sooooo cool

why ? someone told me it would feel good and i have a sense of adventure so i did

oh i have done other things that have landed me in the ER

LMMFAO

 

[freakygirl]

My boyfriend and I have used them for oral sex.. it was ok.

But I prefer to eat my candy.

I'll take your word for it. Thanks

 

[Cheyenne]

Damn.....

I thought this was an alert about the unveiling of Cheyenne's Tits.

It's been there all the time- see my profile.

 

[Devilish1]

oh i have done other things that have landed me in the ER

LMMFAO

Well ive used them for oral sex.. but never when im alone.
10 at once? Damn was you trying to freeze yourself to death? LMAO


What other things????????

 

[Reyna123]

Well OK you asked so I will tell you one......

once me and my date were watching a porno called "Butter ME UP" and in the video the ppl were playing with all sorts of butter products....... so off we go to the supermarket to buy every kind of butter product you can think of . Spreads, Sticks, Sprays, you name it. Then we got down the shower curtian and took off the comforter off the bead , and played this cool slippery catch me fuck me game... the heat from our bodies melted the butter, filling the room with melted butter aroma. To this day when I smell Melted butter I wanna FUCK NOW!!! . Take me to a theater..... omg I will be all over my date, begging him to please lemme suck his dick now!. OK got off on a rabbit trail there , anyway so the butter was fun fun fun. We used it in every way and place you can think of and ways you dont want to think of LOL.
SO all was good. Then I woke up at 3 am. I was unable to empty my bladder. I must of hurt for 30 minutes before I began to cry for him to come help. I must of Cried for him to come help 30 min before he came in there. I could not not not empty my bladder for anything. WE ran a tub of hot water, thinking if i could melt some fo the butter inside me I would be ok, to no avail. I began to cry TAKE ME TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM !!!!. HE said, ARE YOU SERIOUS ? , to wich i replied "DAMN STRAIGHT I AM SERIOUS!!" so off to the ER we go.
AFter the nurses and doctors stopped laughing at me.. they called my OB/GYN. HE came in and said I had to have a D and C ... and my uthera stretched, i was catherized, I was in so much damn pain it was unreal. I had to spend 2 days in the hospital. My friends and family and co -workers all knew what had happened. OMG i was so embarrassed. Friends would come to see me and open the door to my room and say "Butter " then shut it and open it again and say "PARKAY"....
MY gyno sent me a thing of balloons tied to a pump dispenser of Todays Personal lube. My boyfriend sent me a floral arrangement made in a butter dish.
Took me forver to half live that down ...... and I doubt I ever WIll COMPLETLY LIVE IT DOWN........

so .... Now I put this on the freeking net.... yes that should help matters LMMFAO.

ok... you asked LOL that was one of the times sex landed me in the ER.

 

[Nigel]

Reyna? Would you like to go see a movie with me?

 

[LordOfDarkness]

damn! we don't have altoids here.

 

[lickerish]

hehehe.. whoops. I'm just showing somebody the ropes here. don't mind me

 

[peachykeen]

you know, I can't find Altoids anywhere here. But aren't they supposedly English? Or am I thinking of something else.

 

[Jewelz]

I'm addicted to the cinnamon altoids.