Holy Shit! I might be a poet!!!

[Guest]

Two out of three poems I've submitted on lit have above 4.5 voting average!!! (For those of you who doesn't know, above 4.5 gets H mark after 10 votes.)

Check them out.

ChilledVodka and Lime was a joke poem between myself and Lime Ave: 4.33

Her Wendy James Voice so far has perfect 5 point ave.

Three Bloody Minutes was written in three minutes as it clearly stated. And has 4.57 ave.

I maybe should post this on Poetry forum, but the folks there take themselves far too seriously. You know, art, craft, and poetry and stuff.

 

[gauchecritic]

Don't get too cocky kid!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Two out of three poems I've submitted on lit have above 4.5 voting average!!! (For those of you who doesn't know, above 4.5 gets H mark after 10 votes.)

So do all mine, but most of them are never gonna get ten votes.

 

[Guest]

Don't get too cocky kid!

I don't know what you mean, Dad.

 

[Guest]

For shereads

It’s hard to be an optimist sometimes
I'm a minimum damage kind of person
I don't want to cause a fuss
I don't want to make a mess
But sometimes, someone wants to
cause you a maximum kind of damage

What am I to do?

Being a pessimist isn't much fun
But, being a pessimist minimize the hurt
I want to be a cause of happiness
I want to make someone happy
But sometimes, that someone
is too fucking far away.

What am I to do?

Get on the plane, stupid!

 

[doormouse]

Hey CV, you lick mine, I'll suck yours....

Read mine and I'll vote on yours hahaaa... thanks for the comment on my newie btw

 

[Guest]

Well done, CV. Loved the first two but the third was too contrived and sentimental. Write more.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Don't get too cocky kid!

Congrats! It's a wonderful feeling, isn't it?

 

[gauchecritic]

What? Feeling cocky?

Ok.

 

[Guest]

What? Feeling cocky?

Ok.

OK, Dad.

 

[Guest]

Two out of three poems I've submitted on lit have above 4.5 voting average!!! (For those of you who doesn't know, above 4.5 gets H mark after 10 votes.)

Check them out.

ChilledVodka and Lime was a joke poem between myself and Lime Ave: 4.33

Her Wendy James Voice so far has perfect 5 point ave.

Three Bloody Minutes was written in three minutes as it clearly stated. And has 4.57 ave.

I maybe should post this on Poetry forum, but the folks there take themselves far too seriously. You know, art, craft, and poetry and stuff.

Ok, you owe me now.

Yes, you're a poet. Now go poe.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

Not only can you poe, you can auth too. Liked your "Bad Language" CV.

 

[Guest]

Check them out.

Looking good.

I need more votes.

 

[gauchecritic]

Re: Re: Holy Shit! I might be a poet!!!

Looking good.

I need more votes.

You'll not be wanting mine Ceev. You'd only accuse me of being someone else.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Holy Shit! I might be a poet!!!

You'll not be wanting mine Ceev. You'd only accuse me of being someone else.

I don't accuse of anything.

I just think you've been really paitent with me.

At least, you haven't called cops on me yet.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Holy Shit! I might be a poet!!!

Looking good.

I need more votes.

read and voted.

 

[shereads]

Thread title deserves a 5.

 

[Guest]

Thread title deserves a 5.

Thank you, doll. Shit like that flows out of my mouth, easy.

Unlike she-who-trolls-CV, I'm never contrived.

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Holy Shit! I might be a poet!!!

Thank you, doll. Shit like that flows out of my mouth, easy.

Unlike she-who-trolls-CV, I'm never contrived.

And rarely coherent. Stop skipping your meds. The warden knows best.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Holy Shit! I might be a poet!!!

And rarely coherent.
True, but I speak in code.

Stop skipping your meds.
Untrue. I don't take meds.

The warden knows best.
Of course you do.

I shall dream of Benny Hill tonight.

 

[gauchecritic]

Re: Re: Holy Shit! I might be a poet!!!

Thank you, doll. Shit like that flows out of my mouth, easy.

Unlike she-who-trolls-CV, I'm never contrived.

Now I am more nearly clued. But still lagging.

 

[shereads]

Re: For shereads

It’s hard to be an optimist sometimes
I'm a minimum damage kind of person
I don't want to cause a fuss
I don't want to make a mess
But sometimes, someone wants to
cause you a maximum kind of damage

What am I to do?

Being a pessimist isn't much fun
But, being a pessimist minimize the hurt
I want to be a cause of happiness
I want to make someone happy
But sometimes, that someone
is too fucking far away.

What am I to do?

Get on the plane, stupid!

Okay, I'll take the bait and ask: why "for sheread?" You and I don't know each other. You keep implying that we do and it's neither funny nor charming. It's scary. If it's meant to be a joke, just say so and we'll all have a chuckle over how clever it is. If it's not, then snap out of it.l Get some help. You really are scaring me.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Holy Shit! I might be a poet!!!

Now I am more nearly clued. But still lagging.

OK, Dad. Here's deal. You know I'm a pathetic despo, therefore easily misled due to the fact that I'm kind of trusting. What happened was that a nasty man-hating lesbian wanted to do some damage on me. And she's still trying. So, I'm ignoring her. No more damage on us family.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: For shereads

l Get some help.

Check.

 

[Guest]

bump

Check them out.