Holy Freaking Crapweasel!!!

[JazzManJim]

I just refreshed the Foruma page and ***BAM***

Bright colors! Reds! Whites!

I'M BLIND!!!!!

(Seriously guys. Just a teensy-weensy bit bright, but very nice job!!)

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Jazz,


I just saw the " light " too and I must say while its a little bit on the flashy side .. I find it rather cute.

 

[JazzManJim]

Thanks Manu!

The design was really pretty..but the color scheme was, as you know by the carpet bombing of threads that just dropped here, a bit much.

Maybe same colors, a bit more muted??

 

[JazzManJim]

Well...when you put it that way.

Jazz,


I just saw the " light " too and I must say while its a little bit on the flashy side .. I find it rather cute.

C'mere sweet lady. I have something else for you to look at.

And touch.

And taste.

 

[Summery]

Actually, my first reaction to seeing the Grinch theme...I was excited and started a thread. Then my eyes started to really hurt! I was in fear of going blind. Maybe it was just a little too festive?

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Well...when you put it that way.

C'mere sweet lady. I have something else for you to look at.

And touch.

And taste.

Whoa , now .... calm down ...

* whispering ... " Not in public ... "....

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Well...when you put it that way.

Whoa , now .... calm down ...

* whispering ... " Not in public ... "....

I'd be more than happy to away you to a more private place. ;p

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Re: Well...when you put it that way.

I'd be more than happy to away you to a more private place. ;p

Jazz ,

You know back to the background ... I sort of like the candy cane stripes going down the sides of the pages... makes me want some candy ...

By any chance ... do you have any candy for me ??

You can bring it along with you to this " private place " you want to whisk me away to .....

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Well...when you put it that way.

You know back to the background ... I sort of like the candy cane stripes going down the sides of the pages... makes me want some candy ...

By any chance ... do you have any candy for me ??

You can bring it along with you to this " private place " you want to whisk me away to .....

Hmm...I have some Jolly Ranchers, a couple Tootsie Roll Pops, and a small bag of those starlight mints. How's that?

 

[LukkyKnight]

~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

Pay attention ya dweeb

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

Pay attention ya dweeb

I'm all over it, man. That lovely lady and I have been dancing this dance for a couple weeks now. I'm thoroughly enjoying it

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

Pay attention ya dweeb

Lk...

You made me laugh out loud !!!!

Ya, you would think he would catch on to the " candy cane " innuendo .... Sheesh!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

I'm all over it, man. That lovely lady and I have been dancing this dance for a couple weeks now. I'm thoroughly enjoying it

* taking you hand and pulling you close to me ... * " Let's dance .... "

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

* taking you hand and pulling you close to me ... * " Let's dance .... "

*wrapping one arm around you, taking your hand in the other and holding it against the small of your back gently*

Love to

*dances you slowly around the floor and kisses you lightly*

(And I got the candy cane reference, I just chose not to use it!)

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Re: Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

*wrapping one arm around you, taking your hand in the other and holding it against the small of your back gently*

Love to

*dances you slowly around the floor and kisses you lightly*

(And I got the candy cane reference, I just chose not to use it!)

*moving softly against you ... ... lightly kissing you back.... *



I know ... you got my " candy cane " .... was simply teasing you ...

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

*moving softly against you ... ... lightly kissing you back.... *



I know ... you got my " candy cane " .... was simply teasing you ...

*dips you easily and kisses the hollow of your throat as you head falls back*

I know you were. You have this skill at that I find exceptional

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

*dips you easily and kisses the hollow of your throat as you head falls back*

I know you were. YOu ahve this skill at that I find exceptional

You know I am ticklish ... right there... where you placed that sweet kiss.


No.... remember I am just " drawn " that way.. ... not exceptional at all.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

You know I am ticklish ... right there... where you placed that sweet kiss.


No.... remember I am just " drawn " that way.. ... not exceptional at all.

*licks there very slowly*

You mean right there?

 

[Spinaroonie]

It happened Automatically for all of you? Didn't for me... Must be the opera brower (Fastest on earth (TM))

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

*licks there very slowly*

You mean right there?

Yes ! .... right there... * shivering * ... feels yummy.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

Yes ! .... right there... * shivering * ... feels yummy.

*smiles and teasingly nips your neck*

That's right about where I thought.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

*smiles and teasingly nips your neck*

That's right about where I thought.

* taking your face between my hands ... and just drawing you to me ... lightly licking your lips *


Right there....

 

[Problem Child]

How goddamn long do I have to stay up before you two invalids get to the cumshot?

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ~smacking jazz in the innuendo~

* taking your face between my hands ... and just drawing you to me ... lightly licking your lips *


Right there....

*licks your lips in return and smiles impishly*

Good. I'll have to remember that