Timihendrix
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Wedding, eh? Cool,, gonna hit on some hot bridesmaids... 
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MsTexas said:Ok great, tell me where you live again?
LOL
Would you rather I do it nice and slow?
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MsTexas said:I was gonna ask him to be the bridesmaid.
Nightbird said:I'm up here in Canuck land..
Meet me in the middle?
MsTexas said:Ok so then somewhere around Missouri? Hell I dont know where the middle is.
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Nightbird said:Ummm, maybe you better ask Sasebrats instead?
Nightbird said:Just lie back and open your legs a little I'll show you.![]()
MsTexas said:Is this the part of the intellectual conversation?
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MsTexas said:Oh yea, shes gonna love this.
LOL
Nightbird said:YES! We're about to study Anatomy and Biology!
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MsTexas said:Oh good, did you know I sucked at those classes?
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Nightbird said:What colour bridesmaid dress are you gonna make her wear?
Nightbird said:GOOD! Your well on your way to getting an "A".. It just so happens sucking is part of todays lesson.

MsTexas said:Well then, today really is my lucky day.
I'm getting married and I'm getting an A
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MsTexas said:I'm not so sure about that.
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Nightbird said:Oh I dunno anyone who wears stockings and is named Ms Boobalishous has got to be the perfect wife.
As long as the rest of her is curvey too.

MsTexas said:LOL ... I'm far from perfect, ask my ex husband
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I think I'm curvy ... I'll have to check.
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Nightbird said:Nah, I think there is a law somewhere, new husband isn't allowed to talk to the ex husband.
Can I check?
MsTexas said:Check the law or the curves?
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Nightbird said:Granted I don't make it on Lit very often early in the morning on a Saturday but I find myself feeling inadequite today.
Everywhere I look this morning there are posts just bursting over with intelligence..
Even on the General Board!
Is this the start of a trend? Highly intelligent friendly conversation on Lit?
Or is it just because the only people actually on Lit this time of day are the Adults and all the underage immature kids who lie about their age are off eating their corn pops and watching Power Puff Girls?

MoonShadowLady said:*falls to the floor laughing* you silly![]()
MoonShadowLady said:*eats her cocoa puffs* yes, you![]()