Holier Than Thou Porn!

[wmrs2]

Is one subject of porn more noble than others. I like to write about and discuss young beautiful Christian girls being crucified. I crucify young girls with pen and ink. It is less bloody, hurts less, and the victim is still around to be nailed time and again.

Because of this kink I have been called a nut, insane, and extreme. Others who boast of letting farts in elevators, drinking piss, eating shit, and doing all kinds of repulsive things seem to get a free pass. On an imaginary scale of "holier than you" porn to really bad repulsive porn, what is your favorite porn subject and where does it rate on this scale?

HOLY 100---------------------------------50----------------------------25---------------0 BAD

Me, I rate my porn subject 95 because crucifixion is a major theme in society of Christians, a young naked girl on a cross is a very erotic view. and crucifixion is considered the most painful torture possible:all pain freaks like it. Finally, crucifixion might be the most talked about event in history and philosophy.

Where does your kink rate and why?

 

[AchtungNight]

My kink is celebrities. I am very attracted to them. My RL lovers are often compared to them by me (they don't mind this) and it makes good opportunity for role-play. The kink comes up in writing too. Even when I write an original character, I'm always placing a well-known actor or actress in the role. Frequently I will name that thespian.

In recent years, I have placed the actual famous people as my characters. It's fun, but it can turn off some readers when they don't know the celebrities involved. This disappoints me. I also put myself through emotional wringers now and then dealing with controversial issues, then obsess over the negative consequences of this. I get very daring in the plots I approach. Sometimes it's hurt my writing. Back in 2006, I actually got banned from a major celebrity fan fiction archive. Apparently snuff, bestiality, and pedophilia were proper material for that archive, but getting two characters in conflict over a religion and having it work out in a positive way with both deciding to love each other and drop their issue was inappropriate. Whatever.

I rate my kink a 75. It's not unique to me, not particularly disturbing, and has enriched my writing. I know I've gotten good feedback over it, and never hurt anyone. I will keep it as long as it turns me on.

 

[sr71plt]

I would suppose that you two would hit it off well on a movie set remaking the Joan of Arc movie.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I would suppose that you two would hit it off well on a movie set remaking the Joan of Arc movie.

*snicker*

 

[rengadeirishman]

I would suppose that you two would hit it off well on a movie set remaking the Joan of Arc movie.

if only she had been crucified

 

[sr71plt]

if only she had been crucified

If it's a movie, that's no problem.

 

[DeeZire]

I like it when religious extremists lead double lives - preaching about purity on Sunday morning and paying a hooker to piss on them sunday night. I like sadistic nuns, perverted preachers, the choir director who demands his singers wear nothing underneath their robes, the Christian conservative housewife who can't resist banging her pool boy...but crucifixion seems a little extreme - bordering on rape. I could see it in a sorority initiation at a Bible college, but only if the crucifixee was a willing participant.

wmrs2 - perhaps LIT will offer a new category for your writing: Cruci-fiction.

 

[ishtat]

wmrs2 - perhaps LIT will offer a new category for your writing: Cruci-fiction.

A cross he'll have to bear perhaps ?

 

[rengadeirishman]

A cross he'll have to bear perhaps ?

well played

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I have a couple of scapulars and some Fatima water if that fires up anybody's muse.

 

[sadangel]

I like it when religious extremists lead double lives - preaching about purity on Sunday morning and paying a hooker to piss on them sunday night. I like sadistic nuns, perverted preachers, the choir director who demands his singers wear nothing underneath their robes, the Christian conservative housewife who can't resist banging her pool boy...but crucifixion seems a little extreme - bordering on rape. I could see it in a sorority initiation at a Bible college, but only if the crucifixee was a willing participant.

wmrs2 - perhaps LIT will offer a new category for your writing: Cruci-fiction.

A cross he'll have to bear perhaps ?

<snerk>

 

[sr71plt]

A cross he'll have to bear perhaps ?

Yep, think you nailed it.

 

[wmrs2]

Yep, think you nailed it.

It is nice to see all my friends from the Atheist debate here on my thread. Thank you for coming over to get your craved ass kicking. It looks like you have two kinks to be placed on our scale.

You practice SM intellectually by trying to belittle others when you can not successfully force your hedonistic dribble up others rectum. That is not a very noble fetish but I will rate it only a five on the scale, because you are not good at practicing your evils secretly.

By being such failures in your lifestyles, you play into my hands in that you allow me the opportunity to practice another of my fetishes. My fetish is intellectually ass kicking atheist and liberals. Don't deny that you have been given a good ass kinking because that is why you are - here--to show off your red ass. But this is alright since this is a BDSM forum. I must admit that I have not seen red asses as deep in color as yours.

By the way, I only rate my ass kicking of atheist and liberals at 50 because most liberals and atheist to not fall so clearly into your fetish. You tend to represent the worst or sever of your fetish. That occurs on forums where weak minded people think they are the intellectual strength of the forum. You clearly are not the type to be reverenced like this so you want to make others pay for your short comings. Again, I rate you at 5 on the scale of bullying because, if somebody stands up to you, you become that bitch dog hit by the rock, thrown by the truth, and begin to yep the loudest. Thanks for drooping in. Next time I'll bring my husband. He is a better ass kicker than I.

 

[cloudy]

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[Guest]

It is nice to see all my friends from the Atheist debate here on my thread. Thank you for coming over to get your craved ass kicking. It looks like you have two kinks to be placed on our scale.

You practice SM intellectually by trying to belittle others when you can not successfully force your hedonistic dribble up others rectum. That is not a very noble fetish but I will rate it only a five on the scale, because you are not good at practicing your evils secretly.

By being such failures in your lifestyles, you play into my hands in that you allow me the opportunity to practice another of my fetishes. My fetish is intellectually ass kicking atheist and liberals. Don't deny that you have been given a good ass kinking because that is why you are - here--to show off your red ass. But this is alright since this is a BDSM forum. I must admit that I have not seen red asses as deep in color as yours.

By the way, I only rate my ass kicking of atheist and liberals at 50 because most liberals and atheist to not fall so clearly into your fetish. You tend to represent the worst or sever of your fetish. That occurs on forums where weak minded people think they are the intellectual strength of the forum. You clearly are not the type to be reverenced like this so you want to make others pay for your short comings. Again, I rate you at 5 on the scale of bullying because, if somebody stands up to you, you become that bitch dog hit by the rock, thrown by the truth, and begin to yep the loudest. Thanks for drooping in. Next time I'll bring my husband. He is a better ass kicker than I.

Can he spell? 'Cause that would sure help matters.

And this is not a BDSM forum. It's the Authors Hangout. There is a BDSM forum on Literotica, however, and I imagine your crucifiction fetish may even find some takers.

 

[jomar]

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By being such failures in your lifestyles, you play into my hands in that you allow me the opportunity to practice another of my fetishes. My fetish is intellectually ass kicking atheist and liberals. Don't deny that you have been given a good ass kinking because that is why you are - here--to show off your red ass. But this is alright since this is a BDSM forum. I must admit that I have not seen red asses as deep in color as yours.

By the way, I only rate my ass kicking of atheist and liberals at 50 because most liberals and atheist to not fall so clearly into your fetish. You tend to represent the worst or sever of your fetish. That occurs on forums where weak minded people think they are the intellectual strength of the forum. You clearly are not the type to be reverenced like this so you want to make others pay for your short comings. Again, I rate you at 5 on the scale of bullying because, if somebody stands up to you, you become that bitch dog hit by the rock, thrown by the truth, and begin to yep the loudest. Thanks for drooping in. Next time I'll bring my husband. He is a better ass kicker than I.

You're pretty funny.

You also post according to the LeJaquelope school of debate (he's another member you'll run across sometime...either here or on the GB).

 

[Stella_Omega]

Have you kiked dow the dor and camed in her fase yet?

"Thanks for drooping in." Good lord what a great line! I'm using that one.

 

[DeeZire]

you become that bitch dog hit by the rock, thrown by the truth, and begin to yep the loudest.

I'm impressed. This could be the hook for an existential country song, although there is some disagreement on the proper spelling for "Yep". Some prefer "Yup", since it's easier to pronounce with a mouthful of chaw. Drawing out the "E" in "Yep" could cause a leak, allowing chaw juice to run down one's chin and stain one's NASCAR T-shirt.

 

[wmrs2]

I'm impressed. This could be the hook for an existential country song, although there is some disagreement on the proper spelling for "Yep". Some prefer "Yup", since it's easier to pronounce with a mouthful of chaw. Drawing out the "E" in "Yep" could cause a leak, allowing chaw juice to run down one's chin and stain one's NASCAR T-shirt.

If my spelling was better you you bitch dogs would have nothing to criticize since you are complete failures at gentlemanly, rational debate. I think I do well with a 6th grade education. It is enough to bring you out of the pack and illustrate your smallness and your lack of ability to put mustard on your own hot dog. Are you intellectual giants not ashamed to chase a 6th grade girl in hopes of bettering her in debate. One thing nobody will ever mistake you for is a gentleman.

 

[TE999]

If my spelling was better you you bitch dogs would have nothing to criticize since you are complete failures at gentlemanly, rational debate. I think I do well with a 6th grade education. It is enough to bring you out of the pack and illustrate your smallness and your lack of ability to put mustard on your own hot dog. Are you intellectual giants not ashamed to chase a 6th grade girl in hopes of bettering her in debate. One thing nobody will ever mistake you for is a gentleman.

I imagine being 18 years old amongst Sixth graders was somewhat awkward.

 

[sadangel]

If my spelling was better you you bitch dogs would have nothing to criticize since you are complete failures at gentlemanly, rational debate. I think I do well with a 6th grade education. It is enough to bring you out of the pack and illustrate your smallness and your lack of ability to put mustard on your own hot dog. Are you intellectual giants not ashamed to chase a 6th grade girl in hopes of bettering her in debate. One thing nobody will ever mistake you for is a gentleman.

Wow. This is getting better and better. Earlier in this thread, you said you are married and talked about a husband, and now here, you are a sixth grade girl. And to be here at Lit you need to be 18. So....what is the real truth?

It is nice to see all my friends from the Atheist debate here on my thread. Thank you for coming over to get your craved ass kicking. It looks like you have two kinks to be placed on our scale.

You practice SM intellectually by trying to belittle others when you can not successfully force your hedonistic dribble up others rectum. That is not a very noble fetish but I will rate it only a five on the scale, because you are not good at practicing your evils secretly.

By being such failures in your lifestyles, you play into my hands in that you allow me the opportunity to practice another of my fetishes. My fetish is intellectually ass kicking atheist and liberals. Don't deny that you have been given a good ass kinking because that is why you are - here--to show off your red ass. But this is alright since this is a BDSM forum. I must admit that I have not seen red asses as deep in color as yours.

By the way, I only rate my ass kicking of atheist and liberals at 50 because most liberals and atheist to not fall so clearly into your fetish. You tend to represent the worst or sever of your fetish. That occurs on forums where weak minded people think they are the intellectual strength of the forum. You clearly are not the type to be reverenced like this so you want to make others pay for your short comings. Again, I rate you at 5 on the scale of bullying because, if somebody stands up to you, you become that bitch dog hit by the rock, thrown by the truth, and begin to yep the loudest. Thanks for drooping in. Next time I'll bring my husband. He is a better ass kicker than I.

Not that I'm going to believe anything you say now. You've just confirmed a few suspicions of mine already...and no I don't need to explain or clarify it for you.

 

[DeeZire]

If my spelling was better you you bitch dogs would have nothing to criticize since you are complete failures at gentlemanly, rational debate.

Debate? What debate? Aren't we sharing our favorite Holy Kinks?

A peculiar aspect of posting at the "Author's Hangout" is that everyone is expected to be competent with language. ("Authors" - get it?) Correcting spelling, or toying with misused language is part of what goes on here. Perhaps a 6th grade education is not sufficient to prepare a person for discourse here, in which case the General Board might be more appropriate. Funny thing though, you seemed quite eloquent over in the Atheist thread - much more so than what one would expect to see coming from a 6th grader.

I wonder if this could be a case of a kid logging on using Mom's PC? Ew. Why do I feel dirty all of a sudden?

 

[Stella_Omega]

I imagine being 18 years old amongst Sixth graders was somewhat awkward.

Is somewhat awkward, evidently.

 

[fieryjen]

Have you kiked dow the dor and camed in her fase yet?

"Thanks for drooping in." Good lord what a great line! I'm using that one.

I you for making me smile.

 

[rengadeirishman]

I you for making me smile.

:looks at jen's avatar:

i you for making me smile