ChaseMePleez
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Happy Thanksgiving! I hope everyone has a great holiday!
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AnotherJade
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Nothing is greater than drowning myself in eggnog (I might have mixed more whiskey than eggnog...) and wishing all these people would just poof-away. Gah, so many people (strangers at that) at my parents place... They're loud, fake, obnoxious, and children-ny (yes that's a word...) Now I fee like the Scrooge. Lol. Cheers! -down the eggnog-
Hope you and everyone else having a great Thanksgiving, regardless
Hope you and everyone else having a great Thanksgiving, regardless
ChaseMePleez
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I just got home from dinner with my family. Its been an interesting day. My younger brother, who is 30 going on 6, decided to celebrate the camaraderie of our family by hunting down something that when he showed it to my mother, who was cooking, screamed a Linda Blair scream. I, to say the least, was not interested in seeing what the hell he had. I even threatened to stuff it up his nose if he tried anything.
My Gran went on and on about an ex-boyfriend of mine from when I was 19 years old. Then proceeded to lecture me on how I getting in years. I tried hiding in the house in one of the old bedrooms, hoping they would stop getting on my nerves. My mother did not go looking for me, she just yelled out, "GINNY JEANNE BOUDREAUX! GET UR BUTT IN HERE!" This is what my family calls their intercom system.
Last but not least, my father managed to convince me to go riding in the Ranger that my mom got him last year. I forgot that my dad holds the title as the nightmare of Louisiana roadways. My dad took off as soon as we buckled in. The backlands near their house is very hilly and had these long fields that are great for riding if you don't go at rocket speed. I was buckled down and still thought I may go flying. My father thought the fact that his driving made me nervous was freaking hilarious. Once I finally got off and me legs stopped wobbling, I went back into the house.
After it was all done I still had to laugh at all of it. Mainly because Christmas is probably going to be worse. I hope this at least made you laugh. Just wanted to share it with you.
My Gran went on and on about an ex-boyfriend of mine from when I was 19 years old. Then proceeded to lecture me on how I getting in years. I tried hiding in the house in one of the old bedrooms, hoping they would stop getting on my nerves. My mother did not go looking for me, she just yelled out, "GINNY JEANNE BOUDREAUX! GET UR BUTT IN HERE!" This is what my family calls their intercom system.
Last but not least, my father managed to convince me to go riding in the Ranger that my mom got him last year. I forgot that my dad holds the title as the nightmare of Louisiana roadways. My dad took off as soon as we buckled in. The backlands near their house is very hilly and had these long fields that are great for riding if you don't go at rocket speed. I was buckled down and still thought I may go flying. My father thought the fact that his driving made me nervous was freaking hilarious. Once I finally got off and me legs stopped wobbling, I went back into the house.
After it was all done I still had to laugh at all of it. Mainly because Christmas is probably going to be worse. I hope this at least made you laugh. Just wanted to share it with you.
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