CandiCame
Rocket Grunt
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Baking is a lot tougher than people think...for me at least.
THIS IS WHAT YOUR GENDERED TOYS HAVE DONE, SOCIETY!
Generations of men who were denied Easy-Bake-Ovens and now can't bake.
Now me, I bake fucking everything. Shit that you're not supposed to bake. I bake things that are normally fried, like french fries and fried chicken. Because I honestly find it easier to put something in a box and then later take it out of the box instead of having to watch it and maybe getting attacked by grease. Once food is dead it should no longer be able to hurt me.
Edit: I will eat food that is so burned it is no longer recognizable tho. Just yesterday I put a pizza in the oven, immediately forgot about it for like the third time (I forgot about it twice when I was waiting on the dough to rise). So the gf woke up and was like, "Hey is the house on fire?"
"No. Why?"
"The kitchen is full of smoke. You're standing in the kitchen. How have you not noticed that?"
"No but let me tell you the entire synopses of this game I'm playing. It's about gay lawyers. You'll love it."
"FIND THE FIRE!" *opens the oven* "What the actual fuck!? It's 6am! I don't need this shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Me: *removes burned pizza* It's just a little blackened. It's still good. *proceeds to eat entire cookie sheet sized burnt pizza* I don't understand why I've gained so much weight... See, the carbonation just adds a crunch.
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