hmmm...

[Wolf_Spirit]

for you

 

[Bitenips]

oh yeah there isthey play it onthe radio every once and a while.

It goes, chorus: detachable penis, detachable penis, detachable penis, ect....

then theres a narrative by the guy with thedetachable penis,he sounds really young, kind of late 20's cinical, somedrug using hangover guy,:

I have a detachable penis (this is from memory bare with me), Its really nice to have a detachanble penis, when I dont need it Ican take it off, and feel free of its influence, its easier to clean, and i can rent it out to make extra money sometimes, but sometimes it hard having a detachable penis, when I can't find it, if i don'tknow where it is I feel really anxious, likeless of a man,

This one time I had a party at my house, I drank wat too much and I cant remember what happened but when Iwoke up my penis was gone, I was really worried, I don't like to be without my penis for too long, I looked for it everywhere,but I couldt find it anywhere, Icall ed my friends from the party and they said they hadnt see it , I was gong crazy, finally I sat down , and started to accept taht I might never get my penis back, I got realyy depressed and went for a walk,

I knew they couldn't tell, but when people looked at me I felt like they knew: I didn't have my penis, I was bottokming out, totally bummed, ThenIsaw this old man selling old utilitiess, sheos shirts and other stuff on a blanketon the street, and there it was, among the parts and bolts, by the old cash register, therewas my detachable penis,I asked himhow much he wanted forit , hesaid 7$, so Ipaid him and took my penis home, It was dirty and scuffedup but once I cleaned it allup it was just like new, Iput it back on and I was so happy, I had my detachable penis.

chorus: detachable penis, detachable penis, ect....

You have to hear it its so fuckin funny, no one can help but smile when that ones being played, even uptight people just crackunder that song,

lol!! I listen to country..Im pretty damn sure they dont play that song hehehe

hope you had a great day!

 

[Bitenips]

Re: By King Missle

Yeah, King Missle sung that diddy. I'm sure you can google the name and get the lyrics, but Snuff pretty much nailed them.

lmao king who?????

 

[Bitenips]

for you

mmmm :wigGgle:

 

[xanathos]

lol omg what a busy day...work..doctor's appt ..back to work..rush to get the kid..dash to the bank..then the grocery store..home to do dinner then off to a curriculum nite for my son's class..then home to work out then a few mommy type chores...dayummm lol

and now Im almost done making quick rounds on lit and I still have to do my stats for the football pool at work that I co-run...and then mebbe I can get to bed on time tonite lol

Hehe go to bed ontime SURE!!

 

[Wolf_Spirit]

mmmm :wigGgle:

love those wiggles :caress:

 

[roybot]

lol I have far too much work to get done before surgery that I dont have time to call in sick...would have been nice tho darlin

SURGERY!!!!! What the hell did I miss????
Thougt I was caught up???
But I did miss last night..
I fell out real early for a change..
A hunting I will go.

 

[kamalw1]

right now...the only thang I wanna do is crawl back in bed and go back to sleep :whimper:

how about you crawl into bed with me and I put you to sleep?

 

[Bitenips]

Hehe go to bed ontime SURE!!

lol well I tried dammit....it was a nudge after 11 when I finished my football spreadsheet...I really wanted to kick excel last nite lol

have a great day darlin

 

[Bitenips]

love those wiggles :caress:

morning hon, hope you have a great day...Im sooooo glad its friday!

 

[Bitenips]

SURGERY!!!!! What the hell did I miss????
Thougt I was caught up???
But I did miss last night..
I fell out real early for a change..
A hunting I will go.

lol no worries darlin...its just a lil carpal tunnel surgery..pretty minor

 

[Bitenips]

how about you crawl into bed with me and I put you to sleep?

mmmmm now I like that idea baby :smile:

 

[ManofMithgar]

lol gee thanks..nice to know Im so dispensable :hairflip:

My dispenser just couldn't wait!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wolf_Spirit]

morning hon, hope you have a great day...Im sooooo glad its friday!

morning precious

 

[Bitenips]

My dispenser just couldn't wait!!!!!!!!!

yea yea lol

 

[Bitenips]

morning precious

Howdy :wigGgle:

 

[ShavedGuy]

anyway I can get it baby

mmmmm i like the sound of that

 

[Bitenips]

mmmmm i like the sound of that

lol I thought you might :wigGgle:

 

[ShavedGuy]

lol I thought you might :wigGgle:

hehehe, nothing beats an open mind.....well except maybe an open mouth or open pair of legs or or or.......

 

[Bitenips]

hehehe, nothing beats an open mind.....well except maybe an open mouth or open pair of legs or or or.......

oooh I think the naughty daddy is peeking out!

 

[ShavedGuy]

oooh I think the naughty daddy is peeking out!

guilty as charged...hehehe, peeking out is an understatement...more like bursting out

 

[Bitenips]

guilty as charged...hehehe, peeking out is an understatement...more like bursting out

bursting out...already?

 

[ShavedGuy]

bursting out...already?

yup......cant keep a hard man down....or is it hard to keep a good man down....lol

 

[Bitenips]

yup......cant keep a hard man down....or is it hard to keep a good man down....lol

lol my auntie always says 'its hard to find a good man but its good to find a hard man'

 

[ShavedGuy]

lol my auntie always says 'its hard to find a good man but its good to find a hard man'

hehehe, you have a wise auntie