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Bitenips
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bigpappa said:
ooohhhh hottub..Im sooooo cold...then snuggling in bed :sigh: and now that Im reminded of all the thangs Im nottt getting tonite..Im gonna go climb in bed and pout lol
Nite darlin :kisses: sleep sweet when ya get there
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Just read this & gotta share with everyone!!!!!
Hope it does for ya what it did fer me....
FREE DAILY HUMOR:
Frequent Fliers!
Mike and Maureen landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Mike asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop computers, and how they made money. Finally, Maureen brought up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen. The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensued, and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night. Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a teeny weeny member, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen. "Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?" "Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long. "Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow." "No problem," he said, and started pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grew wider and wider. "Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day, the couples joined their normal partners and went their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
Hope it does for ya what it did fer me....
FREE DAILY HUMOR:
Frequent Fliers!
Mike and Maureen landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Mike asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop computers, and how they made money. Finally, Maureen brought up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen. The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensued, and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night. Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a teeny weeny member, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen. "Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?" "Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long. "Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow." "No problem," he said, and started pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grew wider and wider. "Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day, the couples joined their normal partners and went their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
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Passing a cup of coffee your way, no IV available. I do have a probe but no way am I passing hot coffee through that!!
ManofMithgar
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Bitenips said:mmmm :sip: coffee...the liquid of the Gods...thank you
I wouldnt mind terribly if you probe me while I drink my coffee :grin:
Hmm, sounds inviting. Scooting up closer behind you. Wow, I don't think the coffee was this hot!!!!!
ManofMithgar
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Bitenips said:
Nice wigGgle! I do believe my probe has discovered a leak! And definitely a very warm one.
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Bitenips said:
OK! I don't mind if I do. Do you take "cream" in your coffee? I may...have...some...in...a...few...minutes...for...you.
OHMY...
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Thought of the day...
ah well time to scoot off the work...think I'll toss out somethang deep and thoughtful....
Thought of the day:
I have been given this day to use as I will. I can waste it or use it for good. What I do today is important because I'm exchanging a day of my life for it.
~~Author Unknown
ah well time to scoot off the work...think I'll toss out somethang deep and thoughtful....
Thought of the day:
I have been given this day to use as I will. I can waste it or use it for good. What I do today is important because I'm exchanging a day of my life for it.
~~Author Unknown
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