hmmm What if?

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If you got the chance to be the opposite sex for a day, but still have the mind and thoughts of yourself.
Male=Female. Female=Male


What would the first thing youd do as the opposite sex? ummm and we'll say your attractive as well to spice it up. hehe.
 
No hesitation...

I'd stay home and masurbate <g> Seriously, it's so much easier for guys, and I'd be so *interested* in it.

My partner's answer to this question is "I'd stay home and play with my breasts all day," so I guess my answer isn't that weird.

What about you?
 
oops.

I forgot I didnt even say what id do. Not that you were talking to moi.

Now.. For my last post of the night...

I too. would sit and explore myself. lol. Because I got no in person knowlege of the female body and all that jazz so it would be even more interested.

Thought not play with breasts. hehe The "down stairs" area sounds nice though.

& to tell ya the truth i always thought it was easier for a woman. I mean you can use things i would think, or i dunno. lol i wanna say certain words but then it feels as though im being stared at. so ill just get some sleep now...
 
I think I´d masturbate all day. Biggest advantage you women have is that you can come as often as you please and it just get´s better with every orgasm. (Feel a little bit envious, you know *g*)
 
We can come as often as we please?

Uh, no, boys.

Women need to really at having orgasms. Men just, have them. Unfortunately, they often have them within the first 60 seconds :)
 
Dear Bri I'm surprised at you! I rarely come in sixty seconds...and I've met a lot of women that come surprisingly easily. In fact, the number of times I've come before my partner is exceedingly small. I really hate to be forced into the "you men" box...

:)
 
That was a gross generalization, of course

And I do mean gross, in all senses of the word.

However quickly a woman may be able to climax, I think it's still easier for men. Way easier.

Remember the earlier thread about first time sex? I really, really don't think it's uncommon for a woman to NOT orgasm the first time a couple does the horizontal mambo; I think most men do. Men can climax with a totally unresponsive man; women cannot climax with a totally unresponsive woman.

It's just easier for you lot.

And *of course* not all men climax in 60 seconds. That was obviously not serious, and you know that :) However, I think premature ejaculation is a common problem, while premature climax for a woman hasn't hit an medical books I've read.
 
:) Try and have multiple orgasms, Wear a miniskirt and Screw the local football team
 
DarlingBri said:
However quickly a woman may be able to climax, I think it's still easier for men. Way easier.

?? Why do you think it is easier for men? If I need just a quick release, a vibrator applied to the clit for about 2 minutes (sometimes less, sometimes more, depending on what I want) does it for me. Can't get much easier than that!
 
DarlingBri said:

However, I think premature ejaculation is a common problem, while premature climax for a woman hasn't hit an medical books I've read.

The reason premature climax for a woman isn't considered a problem is that, in most cases, women can and do have multiple orgasms. So if you cum in 60 seconds or less - no big deal... you can cum again... and again... and again... and...

For most men once they cum that's it. Of course - multiple orgasms in men are rare - and the older a man gets, in most cases, the less often a day he can get hard... But also, in general, the older a man gets the more control he learns. So its a bit of a trade off.

Multiple orgasms in men ARE possible, by the way - just requires a bit of knowledge and some practice... but well worth it!

Tantra is another practice I highly recommend...

To answer your question - I too would play with myself all day!!! I'd also go out and pick up lesbians to have sex with.
 
Before or after I freaked out? LOL!

Try to figure out how it is guys walk with all that in their way, how it is they can sit on a billfold and why it is they have the perpetual need to move "things" around.

Then I'd do the same thing I'm going to do tonight...go clubbing and watch the nightlife. *s*
 
Fair enough :)

If you're all living in a world of quick-as-you-please multiple female orgasm, I'm very happy for you. Clearly, the women of Lit represent the statistical vertex, and more power to us.

However, I think it's worth noting that the most frequent question on "How To" is "How do I reach orgasm?"

And it's not being posted by men :)
 
I would make it a point to have sex. I have always been curious about how it feels for the man during sex and, when I try to talk to my partner, they either look at me strangly or give me short answers like "It feels real good" which doesnt answer my question at all!
 
Quite honestly....I would hope for snow. I have always wanted to explore the creative talents of writing one's name in a drift.

Then I'd have some hot chocolate, warm up, and hope I could experince sex owning a penis.
 
I'd probably go to a nice club or bar and let guys buy me drinks all night.*g*
VG
 
Re: Fair enough :)

DarlingBri said:
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However, I think it's worth noting that the most frequent question on "How To" is "How do I reach orgasm?"

Well hell. The answer to that is EASY! Just spend some time with me...
 
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