Hm, kinda want to expose myself right now...

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Seriously...been pent up inside all day, working. Not gonna see the girl til the weekend.

I kinda want to open my shades and just jerk off right at the window. I kinda want to just put on a show for women...

Ever get that urge? ;)
 
Plus, it might not be the women of the neighbourhood you put a show on for...might be the neighbour's dog or the kids next door! :D
 
I've been having a recurring dream where I'm in a bathroom with a female friend of mine (completely non-romantic, non-sexual) and she asks to see my equipment so I indulge her, then we kiss, and I wake up. :mad:
 
Probably not, considering the neighborhood in which I live! :D

Plus, I don't wanna go to jail.

Good plan. Creepy and arrested isn't sexy.

Have you thought about finding a safe place to act on your exhibitionist fantasies, like a sex-positive club or somewhere where exhibitionism is encouraged (or at least tolerated)?
 
Seriously...been pent up inside all day, working. Not gonna see the girl til the weekend.

I kinda want to open my shades and just jerk off right at the window. I kinda want to just put on a show for women...

Ever get that urge? ;)

Man, if you are in some states, you will be a sex offender if you were caught. For the rest of your life. Same as a rapist or child molester. Have to register where you live as a sex offender, it will be part of the public record. Ask yourself if that's worth it.
 
A few years ago, one of my husband's co-workers arrested a guy who was standing at the back door of his trailer waving his dick at passing vehicles. I live in a rural area, so this normally wouldn't have been a big deal, except the back of the trailer faced a somewhat-heavily-traveled four-lane US highway.
 
A few years ago, one of my husband's co-workers arrested a guy who was standing at the back door of his trailer waving his dick at passing vehicles. I live in a rural area, so this normally wouldn't have been a big deal, except the back of the trailer faced a somewhat-heavily-traveled four-lane US highway.
Did he get charged with being a threat to public safety as well as indecent exposure? :D
 
SweetErika said:
Did he get charged with being a threat to public safety as well as indecent exposure? :D
:D

I'm not sure if the guy moved or if he learned his lesson, but apparently he hasn't been caught flashing anyone from his back door again. Every time I drive past that trailer, I think of him.

BTW--love the av! :)
 
Seriously...been pent up inside all day, working. Not gonna see the girl til the weekend.

I kinda want to open my shades and just jerk off right at the window. I kinda want to just put on a show for women...

Ever get that urge? ;)
Always, all the time :) No need for window. All I need is woman/women enjoying my shameless show.
 
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I have increasingly become very brazen and have began venturing into my back yard clothes and eventually stripping naked and sit in patio chair slowly edging. I am 90% hidden by my trees but there are still a couple sight lines from nearby houses. I’m pretty sure though that when I do act out like this it’s usually during late morning when I’m off of work and alone and I believe they’re are all at work.
 
Seriously...been pent up inside all day, working. Not gonna see the girl til the weekend.

I kinda want to open my shades and just jerk off right at the window. I kinda want to just put on a show for women...

Ever get that urge? ;)
I've had this urge many times. Never acted on it. My biggest desire is to do this for a woman or small group that want to watch.
 
I have increasingly become very brazen and have began venturing into my back yard clothes and eventually stripping naked and sit in patio chair slowly edging. I am 90% hidden by my trees but there are still a couple sight lines from nearby houses. I’m pretty sure though that when I do act out like this it’s usually during late morning when I’m off of work and alone and I believe they’re are all at work.
But you never know if they are at work ;)
 
I have increasingly become very brazen and have began venturing into my back yard clothes and eventually stripping naked and sit in patio chair slowly edging. I am 90% hidden by my trees but there are still a couple sight lines from nearby houses. I’m pretty sure though that when I do act out like this it’s usually during late morning when I’m off of work and alone and I believe they’re are all at work.
I have done this in the past. It is so much fun. I once got brave enough to get naked in my garage with the door open. I sat in a folding chair and jerked off until I came. I decided I was not going to stop, no matter what happened. A couple of cars drove by, but they didn't see me. The risk was that neighbors would stop by at random times and visit. No one saw me, but it was pretty risky and very exciting.
 
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