YoungGun69
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F, "fuck" is the only word that is referred to as the F-word.
It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "Fuck", as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word "flicken," which means to strike. In English "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance : "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley fucks."
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work."
As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too fucking much!"
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Nina Hartley is fucking beautiful!"
As an interjection: "Fuck! I'm late for my date with Nina Hartley."
As a conjunction: "Shirley is easy, fuck she's also stupid."
As a noun: "I don't give a fuck."
As part of a word: "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers."
As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck." As in these examples describing situations such as:
Aggression: "Fuck you!"
Agreeable: "Fucking A."
Apathy: "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Confusion: "What the fuck?"
Deception: "Fucking liar."
Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business."
Directions: "Fuck off."
Disbelief: "How the fuck did you do that?"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it."
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Fraud: "I got fucked by the used car dealer."
Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Incompetence: "He's a fuck up."
Laziness: "He's a fuck off."
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here."
Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
Pleasure: "I fucking couldn't be happier."
Puzzlled: "How the fuck do I know?"
Rebellion: "I don't give a fuck what he said!"
Resignation: "Oh, fuck it!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you?"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
It can be used as an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up in this fucking job?"
It can be maternal as in: "Motherfucker."
It can be political: "Fuck Stockwell Day."
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck did all these Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where is all this fucking water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
I'm sure you can think of many more examples, with all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: "
FUCK YOU!"
It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "Fuck", as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word "flicken," which means to strike. In English "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance : "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley fucks."
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work."
As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too fucking much!"
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Nina Hartley is fucking beautiful!"
As an interjection: "Fuck! I'm late for my date with Nina Hartley."
As a conjunction: "Shirley is easy, fuck she's also stupid."
As a noun: "I don't give a fuck."
As part of a word: "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers."
As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck." As in these examples describing situations such as:
Aggression: "Fuck you!"
Agreeable: "Fucking A."
Apathy: "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Confusion: "What the fuck?"
Deception: "Fucking liar."
Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business."
Directions: "Fuck off."
Disbelief: "How the fuck did you do that?"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it."
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Fraud: "I got fucked by the used car dealer."
Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Incompetence: "He's a fuck up."
Laziness: "He's a fuck off."
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here."
Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
Pleasure: "I fucking couldn't be happier."
Puzzlled: "How the fuck do I know?"
Rebellion: "I don't give a fuck what he said!"
Resignation: "Oh, fuck it!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you?"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
It can be used as an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up in this fucking job?"
It can be maternal as in: "Motherfucker."
It can be political: "Fuck Stockwell Day."
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck did all these Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where is all this fucking water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
I'm sure you can think of many more examples, with all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: "
FUCK YOU!"
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