His Royal Hornyness

[LilBluFairy]

Alright all I ever read about is how Prince William is having sex with one girl or another. I think that someone should right a story(ies) about that boy! Plus he's beautiful and he's 19! The most interesting story I've read was about him having sex with some girl in an english pub! It doesn't matter because he is beautiful. I hope someone will write this story!

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I thought Blessed Be's idea of resurrecting old thread was a good one. I found this thread, and think it has some potential, although perhaps not with William. Why not create a modern monarchy and tell the story of it's prince?

Perhaps Sam, prince of Myleka (an island nation near greece) is visiting the US. He's in NYC and gets tired of all the official bs he has to deal with, so one night he sneaks out the back entrence and goes looking for fun (he's 23-27). He finds a cool looking bar and spies a girl belting out some song (karoke night, which intrigues him). She's sexy, maybe a little drunk, and is dancing while singing. He moves in on her, decides to offer to buy her a drink. A drink turns to two, to three, to the point where they're making out in the corner of the bar. He wants to fuck her, but he obviously can't take her back to the hotel and so they go back to her place. They have amazing sex, and afterwards she falls asleep. He's still a little drunk so he doesn't notice that his wallet has fallen out of his pants (or his cellphone, or something like that) and he leaves and sneaks back into his hotel room. Next day the girl wakes up and finds the wallet and realizes who it was. Does she tell the press, or track him down?

 

[Shyjohn]

Alright all I ever read about is how Prince William is having sex with one girl or another. I think that someone should right a story(ies) about that boy! Plus he's beautiful and he's 19! The most interesting story I've read was about him having sex with some girl in an english pub! It doesn't matter because he is beautiful. I hope someone will write this story!

Hi LilBlue. Nice to see that you have fairies over there too. We have William's Uncle Eddie but it's much the same thing. I imagine you are all up-to-date with the Diana-butler cover-up/scandal to be. There's a story in this morning's (Sunday) papers about how Diana used to send Paul Burrell out to buy one handed magazines for young Wills. My Mum used to steal mine and destroy them. They don't behave like real people. Steer clear. We had a commentator on the tele tonight who said they are the most dysfunctional family in Britain. He ended with the capper, "If they lived in your street, you wouldn't talk to them. Forget this fantasy, find yourself a nice serial killer or child molestor. You know where you are with one of them.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

hmmm, maybe I should just have posted my own thread and put an "as inspired by" credit

 

[Un-registered]

She's sexy, maybe a little drunk, and is dancing while singing. He moves in on her, decides to offer to buy her a drink. A drink turns to two, to three, to the point where they're making out in the corner of the bar. He wants to fuck her, but he obviously can't take her back to the hotel and so they go back to her place. They have amazing sex,

It is at this point you lose me. Drunken sex is rarely any good, let alone "amazing" in my experience.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

It is at this point you lose me. Drunken sex is rarely any good, let alone "amazing" in my experience.

A. it's erotica/fiction and it involves a prince...we left reality a long time ago.

B. I've had great sex while lightly intoxicated...I'm not talking about puking your guts out drunk, just lightly drunk and happy. However 3 or so drinks is enough to make me completely uninhibited.

C. what do you suggest instead?

 

[Chicklet]

I agree that we shouldn't use real royalty; Jon Hayworth recently wrote a celeb story starring England's Queen and he's gotten lotsa hate mail...Makes me think people don't really want to read naughty things about "royalty"

But fiction, that would be excellent = )

Chicklet

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I agree that we shouldn't use real royalty; Jon Hayworth recently wrote a celeb story starring England's Queen and he's gotten lotsa hate mail...Makes me think people don't really want to read naughty things about "royalty"

But fiction, that would be excellent = )

Chicklet

Thanks for all the fabulous thoughts Chick. Yeah, I have no plan to write about *real* royalty.