Hillary Rotten ClitBitch will reveak in her new book she is a LEZ BEEN!
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WORLD EXCLUSIVE: INSIDE HILLARY CLINTON’s SHOCKING $25 MILLION TELL ALL
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Published on: May 15, 2013
By LEON WAGENER, NATIONAL ENQUIRER
Photography by: Getty Images News
NationalEnquirer.com
HILLARY CLINTON has decided to TELL ALL in a blockbuster $25 million memoir – so there will be NO secrets left to uncover when she runs for president in 2016!
That’s what publishing industry sources and insiders close to the 65-year-old former first lady have told The ENQUIRER, and they’ve shared explosive details of the shocking marital and political lies she’s likely to expose.
In a series of bombshells sure to rock the nation’s capital and her politi*cal supporters all across America, Hillary will finally admit the truth about her sexuality, her recent brain cancer agony and what really happened to Osama bin Laden’s corpse.
The ambitious politico will also disclose what former White House intern Monica Lewinsky confessed about her affair with then-president Bill Clinton and divulge the Monica baby news that she’s kept secret for 17 years, sources say.
“By writing this tell-all, Hillary will settle old scores and get revenge on her enemies,” said a close friend.
Just two months after stepping down from her prestigious post as secretary of state in President Barack Obama’s first administration, Hillary landed a $14 million advance to write the book.
“But she’ll easily earn as much as $25 million through future royalties,” predicted a source familiar with her deal with publishing giant Simon & Schuster. “And as hard as it’s been for Bill to stomach, Hillary is going to put it all out there. She’ll deal with the fallout when the book is published so it will all be old news by the time she runs for president in 2016.”
Insiders say the biggest bombshell Hillary will drop is the flagrant lie she’s been telling for decades about the true nature of her sexuality.
“Bill and Hillary are the consummate politi*cians, and they realize the LGBT community is a huge voting bloc,” said a family insider.
“They want lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgender people behind Hillary in the 2016 campaign. So Hillary’s going to come clean for the votes. She’ll admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships.”
Hillary dropped a major hint about her coming out in March when she announced her support of gay marriage in a six-minute video.
“Hillary sent a clear message about her true feelings, saying that her ‘personal views’ about gay life and marriage ‘have been shaped over time by people I have known and loved,’” explained the source.
“While Hillary wasn’t specific about the identity of those ‘people,’ her book will reveal all the details.”
According to a source, Hillary will also confirm The ENQUIRER’s report in 2000 that a veterinarian who treated the family cat Socks at the White House stumbled upon her locked in a steamy embrace with a woman.
Another lie that Hillary will fess up to is her denial that she battled a serious brain crisis before being hos*pitalized with a blood clot in her head.
As The ENQUIRER re*ported in January, Hillary struggled with a brain cancer scare when she suffered a concussion after a fainting spell in December 2012.
That incident led to extensive testing to determine whether Hillary’s splitting headaches, blackouts, memory lapses, fatigue and fainting were caused by a brain tumor or incurable brain cancer.
Doctors subsequently discovered a blood clot in a vein between her brain and her skull behind her right ear, and dissolved it with blood thinners.
“But in her book, Hillary will admit that she thought that she had brain cancer before under*going tests,” said the pal.
Her brain cancer fears were triggered by a col*lapse along with the knowledge that her longtime friend, the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, was diagnosed with the brain cancer that killed him after falling, said the source.
“Hillary will write about her agony waiting for the diagnosis and admit she thought she was going to die,” said the pal. “During that time, she said goodbye to friends and family. She also drew up her will and even made her own funeral arrangements. Happily, in the end, she didn’t have brain cancer.”
Hillary’s book will also rip the lid off the details of Osama bin Laden’s burial at sea (see story below).
After years of remaining mum about her husband’s affair with Monica Lewinsky, Hill*ary will finally disclose her gut-wrenching reaction to the illicit romance, insiders say.
“Hillary will reveal that Monica got the message to her that Bill was ‘in love’ with her and wanted to ‘start a family’ with her,” said the publishing insider. “Hillary will tell the world that when she learned this, she went into a White House bathroom and vomited.”
The pal added: “Hillary will also write that Monica had planned on getting pregnant so she could steal Bill away.”
The book will also give Hillary the op*portunity to get revenge on her former boss – President Obama.
“While Barack and (first lady) Michelle ac*cepted Hillary as someone they could work with, they both hate Bill,” said the pal.
“Hillary will address the intrigues at the Obama White House, including Barack’s boozing and his tattered marriage. The book will undoubtedly make the Clintons new en*emies and further inflame old ones, especially the Obamas. But Hillary believes she’ll be so popular by 2016, she won’t even need Presi*dent Obama’s support.”
BOOK BONUS! WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO BIN LADEN’S CORPSE
IN her blockbuster book, Hillary will reveal the conflict that took place in the White House over the decision to kill 9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden – and what to do with his body after the Navy SEAL mission was carried out on May 1, 2011.
“Hillary will exact revenge on President Obama’s senior adviser Valerie Jarrett,” said a publishing industry source. “The two women fought bitterly about killing bin Laden. Hillary will write that three times in 2011 she advised Obama to get bin Laden based on CIA intelligence but that he cautiously sided with Jarrett and refused.
“Hillary will also explain why she was against bin Laden’s hasty burial in the Arabian Sea. She wanted the press to see the plane with the body arrive back on U.S. soil. Furthermore, she’ll reveal that the exact burial location was different from what the public was initially told.
“And to nip conspiracy theories in the bud, she wanted to release graphic death photos of bin Laden’s bullet-pocked body. But Obama rejected her plan because he feared it would inflame the Muslim world.”
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Published on: May 15, 2013
By LEON WAGENER, NATIONAL ENQUIRER
Photography by: Getty Images News
NationalEnquirer.com
HILLARY CLINTON has decided to TELL ALL in a blockbuster $25 million memoir – so there will be NO secrets left to uncover when she runs for president in 2016!
That’s what publishing industry sources and insiders close to the 65-year-old former first lady have told The ENQUIRER, and they’ve shared explosive details of the shocking marital and political lies she’s likely to expose.
In a series of bombshells sure to rock the nation’s capital and her politi*cal supporters all across America, Hillary will finally admit the truth about her sexuality, her recent brain cancer agony and what really happened to Osama bin Laden’s corpse.
The ambitious politico will also disclose what former White House intern Monica Lewinsky confessed about her affair with then-president Bill Clinton and divulge the Monica baby news that she’s kept secret for 17 years, sources say.
“By writing this tell-all, Hillary will settle old scores and get revenge on her enemies,” said a close friend.
Just two months after stepping down from her prestigious post as secretary of state in President Barack Obama’s first administration, Hillary landed a $14 million advance to write the book.
“But she’ll easily earn as much as $25 million through future royalties,” predicted a source familiar with her deal with publishing giant Simon & Schuster. “And as hard as it’s been for Bill to stomach, Hillary is going to put it all out there. She’ll deal with the fallout when the book is published so it will all be old news by the time she runs for president in 2016.”
Insiders say the biggest bombshell Hillary will drop is the flagrant lie she’s been telling for decades about the true nature of her sexuality.
“Bill and Hillary are the consummate politi*cians, and they realize the LGBT community is a huge voting bloc,” said a family insider.
“They want lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgender people behind Hillary in the 2016 campaign. So Hillary’s going to come clean for the votes. She’ll admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships.”
Hillary dropped a major hint about her coming out in March when she announced her support of gay marriage in a six-minute video.
“Hillary sent a clear message about her true feelings, saying that her ‘personal views’ about gay life and marriage ‘have been shaped over time by people I have known and loved,’” explained the source.
“While Hillary wasn’t specific about the identity of those ‘people,’ her book will reveal all the details.”
According to a source, Hillary will also confirm The ENQUIRER’s report in 2000 that a veterinarian who treated the family cat Socks at the White House stumbled upon her locked in a steamy embrace with a woman.
Another lie that Hillary will fess up to is her denial that she battled a serious brain crisis before being hos*pitalized with a blood clot in her head.
As The ENQUIRER re*ported in January, Hillary struggled with a brain cancer scare when she suffered a concussion after a fainting spell in December 2012.
That incident led to extensive testing to determine whether Hillary’s splitting headaches, blackouts, memory lapses, fatigue and fainting were caused by a brain tumor or incurable brain cancer.
Doctors subsequently discovered a blood clot in a vein between her brain and her skull behind her right ear, and dissolved it with blood thinners.
“But in her book, Hillary will admit that she thought that she had brain cancer before under*going tests,” said the pal.
Her brain cancer fears were triggered by a col*lapse along with the knowledge that her longtime friend, the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, was diagnosed with the brain cancer that killed him after falling, said the source.
“Hillary will write about her agony waiting for the diagnosis and admit she thought she was going to die,” said the pal. “During that time, she said goodbye to friends and family. She also drew up her will and even made her own funeral arrangements. Happily, in the end, she didn’t have brain cancer.”
Hillary’s book will also rip the lid off the details of Osama bin Laden’s burial at sea (see story below).
After years of remaining mum about her husband’s affair with Monica Lewinsky, Hill*ary will finally disclose her gut-wrenching reaction to the illicit romance, insiders say.
“Hillary will reveal that Monica got the message to her that Bill was ‘in love’ with her and wanted to ‘start a family’ with her,” said the publishing insider. “Hillary will tell the world that when she learned this, she went into a White House bathroom and vomited.”
The pal added: “Hillary will also write that Monica had planned on getting pregnant so she could steal Bill away.”
The book will also give Hillary the op*portunity to get revenge on her former boss – President Obama.
“While Barack and (first lady) Michelle ac*cepted Hillary as someone they could work with, they both hate Bill,” said the pal.
“Hillary will address the intrigues at the Obama White House, including Barack’s boozing and his tattered marriage. The book will undoubtedly make the Clintons new en*emies and further inflame old ones, especially the Obamas. But Hillary believes she’ll be so popular by 2016, she won’t even need Presi*dent Obama’s support.”
BOOK BONUS! WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO BIN LADEN’S CORPSE
IN her blockbuster book, Hillary will reveal the conflict that took place in the White House over the decision to kill 9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden – and what to do with his body after the Navy SEAL mission was carried out on May 1, 2011.
“Hillary will exact revenge on President Obama’s senior adviser Valerie Jarrett,” said a publishing industry source. “The two women fought bitterly about killing bin Laden. Hillary will write that three times in 2011 she advised Obama to get bin Laden based on CIA intelligence but that he cautiously sided with Jarrett and refused.
“Hillary will also explain why she was against bin Laden’s hasty burial in the Arabian Sea. She wanted the press to see the plane with the body arrive back on U.S. soil. Furthermore, she’ll reveal that the exact burial location was different from what the public was initially told.
“And to nip conspiracy theories in the bud, she wanted to release graphic death photos of bin Laden’s bullet-pocked body. But Obama rejected her plan because he feared it would inflame the Muslim world.”
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Your source is seriously the National Enquirer?
at least this time he's got a non-partisan source.
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What's a clitbitch?
Just another bastardisation of a name. He can't help himself.
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I'm not buying it unless she comes clean on Whitewater and cattle futures...
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His name is Bill Clitman and her name is Hideous Rotten ClitBitch, whats so hard to understand?
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an accurate depiction of the person so named
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His name is Bill Clitman and her name is Hideous Rotten ClitBitch, whats so hard to understand?
Is a clitoris bad to you or something? I think they're rather captivating...
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I am recouping from surgery
I demand YOU and others to be nice to for the duration of my recovery
I DEMAND IT!
And so it shall be
or else
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I am recouping from surgery
I demand YOU and others to be nice to for the duration of my recovery
I DEMAND IT!
And so it shall be
or else
So you're recovering from surgery yelling about clitorises. That makes you a weirdo.
What kind of surgery?
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Wright hip replacement???
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Wen?
