Hilarious typos

[Whispersecret]

What's the funniest typo/error you've come across in your editing?

For instance, I've cracked up when someone refered to a woman being "wonton" (a chinese type of soup dumpling) vs. "wanton." I also had someone refer to the man's "apparition" disappearing into a woman's pussy. I could only surmise they meant to say "appendage."

Got any to share?

 

[circe!]

My latest typo..

While running Spell Check on the chapter I'm working on (a sure sign for me of Writer's Block is when I sit stareing at what I've already written, playing with Spell Check and the Thesaurus), it highlighted the word "goldish" and offered to fix this non-word. Absently, I let it change it, and then had to smile when I realized the sentence now read: "her goldfish pubic curls."

That's some fish!

 

[SteamyChik]

Well, I typed an email to my mom the other day after I had been writing on my stories. In the email I closed with,

"I'm off to get a cock, talk to you later."

Yikes!

 

[Merelan]

I cannot help but wonder if she was happy, or concerned at that?

 

[SteamyChik]

She thought it was funny, how embarassing!