Hilarious Biden Gaffes

[Matt12191982]

I don't support either candidate, but this was funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slm5bvO-_5I

 

[nowisthetime]

Making fun of speech impediments, for the win!

 

[ThePlumTiger66]

All men and women are created...by...co...you know the thing...you know how we talk about it. Are we the people? Folks? - Joe Biden

Just...gold.

That's not a speech impediment, that's a mental gaff. Should Trump lose, at least we'll get plenty of laughs out of Bidummy.

 

[KeithD]

I don't support either candidate, but this was funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slm5bvO-_5I

It certainly defines you.

 

[ThePlumTiger66]

"I've learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap." - Happy Hands Joe Biden.



Someone needs to transcribe all of it

 

[nowisthetime]

Gentleman with a speech impediment or someone with the brain of an infantile moron? Decisions...decisions.

You either support democracy or you don't.

This isn't some Eisenhower shit. Those days are over.

Only a dumbass or overprivileged prick would play that "both sides argument". Miss me with that bullshit.

Your choice, stay stuck on stupid.

 

[ThePlumTiger66]

Happy Hands stutters, that is true, but he says a lot of dumb shit that has nothing to do with his stutter.

That is also true.

 

[kissedcherry]

Don't make fun of Joe...

You need to be more understanding. Think how tired you would be if you were running for the United States Senate. After all, four more years of George.. ah hmm, oh yeah.. Trump...(Thanks for helping him remember who he is running against for Senate Dr. Jill.)

 

[phrodeau]

All men and women are created...by...co...you know the thing...you know how we talk about it. Are we the people? Folks? - Joe Biden

Just...gold.

That's not a speech impediment, that's a mental gaff. Should Trump lose, at least we'll get plenty of laughs out of Bidummy.

Well, here’s to eight years of laughs.

 

[ThePlumTiger66]

Don't make fun of Joe...

We probably shouldn't.

He probably won't live for another four. Poor guy.

 

[Tigersman]

Happy Hands stutters, that is true, but he says a lot of dumb shit that has nothing to do with his stutter.

That is also true.

At least Biden has not lied over 20,000 times in less than 4 years. Biden has not isolated our Nation so that no Allied country will trust us.

 

[Tigersman]

You need to be more understanding. Think how tired you would be if you were running for the United States Senate. After all, four more years of George.. ah hmm, oh yeah.. Trump...(Thanks for helping him remember who he is running against for Senate Dr. Jill.)

George was the name of the host who was interviewing Biden.

 

[ThePlumTiger66]

At least Biden has not lied over 20,000 times in less than 4 years. Biden has not isolated our Nation so that no Allied country will trust us.

Should Biden become president, he might accidentally sell the United States for a golf club to fuck.

 

[phrodeau]

Should Biden become president, he might accidentally sell the United States for a golf club to fuck.

Like when Trump tried to swap Puerto Rico for Greenland?

 

[Just4AFriend]

Like our fantastic hydrosonic missiles,
invisible airplanes, steam catapults, oh, and shutting down the airports fringe the American Revolution!!??

 

[AlexBailey]

All men and women are created...by...co...you know the thing...you know how we talk about it. Are we the people? Folks? - Joe Biden

Just...gold.

That's not a speech impediment, that's a mental gaff. Should Trump lose, at least we'll get plenty of laughs out of Bidummy.

You prefer Trumps lies over Biden's laughs? Lol. Way to run a country dude.

 

[LLCox]

Let's see... a President with a speech impediment or a President with a brain impediment. So hard to choose.

 

[rae121452]

when someone has a stuttering problem, they will often pause before a word that they know will trip them up. they then search for an equivalent word that they know they can say. if they are nervous, they'll often change the subject to cover the gaff. obviously you've never been around a person with a stutter. and obviously you're trying to score cheap points by making fun of someone's impediment...which says a lot more about you than it does biden.

 

[ThePlumTiger66]

You prefer Trumps lies over Biden's laughs? Lol.

Biden has spoken many lies, as has any Democrat who has ever ran for office, let alone hold one. Should he win, they'll snowball into an uncontrollable avalanche.

Way to run a country dude.

You think I run the country?

 

[ThePlumTiger66]

when someone has a stuttering problem, they will often pause before a word that they know will trip them up. they then search for an equivalent word that they know they can say. if they are nervous, they'll often change the subject to cover the gaff. obviously you've never been around a person with a stutter. and obviously you're trying to score cheap points by making fun of someone's impediment...which says a lot more about you than it does biden.

If Biden wants to run a country, he better get his shit together. I know you Lefties would give a blind man a machine gun if he claimed discrimination, but the line must be drawn somewhere.

His stuttering isn't an excuse for his lying or wandering mind.

"President Biden, what would you like for lunch?"

"I'd like some eh-eh-eh...launch the nukes!"

(It's okay, he's a stutterer.)

 

[phrodeau]

If Biden wants to run a country, he better get his shit together. I know you Lefties would give a blind man a machine gun if he claimed discrimination, but the line must be drawn somewhere.

His stuttering isn't an excuse for his lying or wandering mind.

"President Biden, what would you like for lunch?"

"I'd like some eh-eh-eh...launch the nukes!"

(It's okay, he's a stutterer.)

Bet he can write better than you.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Hilarious Trump gaffes: 2016 - now

 

[ThePlumTiger66]

We cannot let...this..we've never allowed any crisis from the civil war straight through to the pandemic of 17' all the way around...ehhh...16'....We've have never, never let our democracy sakes 2nd fiddle way that we can both have a democracy and elections and at the same time correct the public health. - Joe, Happy Hands, Biden.

Inspiring words.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

We cannot let...this..we've never allowed any crisis from the civil war straight through to the pandemic of 17' all the way around...ehhh...16'....We've have never, never let our democracy sakes 2nd fiddle way that we can both have a democracy and elections and at the same time correct the public health. - Joe, Happy Hands, Biden.

Inspiring words.

Why would you even comment in a thread where Trump's gaff's out number Biden's by the thousands....

Trump told the crowd, "I wrote this out, and it's very close to my heart. Because I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen down at 7/11 — down at the World Trade Center right after it came down. And I saw the greatest people I've ever seen in action. I saw the bravest people I've ever seen."



Ummm


At a rally in Buffalo, New York on April 18, 2016,

Ok your turn, next time I will post double Trump's gaff to your's for Biden..

Have fun

 

[StrictMiss]

Fucking Hilarious!

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/c...tart-of-the-outbreak-2020-10-27?mod=home-page

Just the words "body bags" kills.