Deplorable "Dilbert" creator has same cancer as Biden; only months to live

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'Dilbert' creator Scott Adams says he's dying of 'the same cancer that Joe Biden has'

"I have the same cancer that Joe Biden has. I also have prostate cancer that has also spread to my bones, but I've had it longer than he's had it — well longer than he's admitted having it," Adams said. "I expect to be checking out from this domain sometime this summer."

https://www.npr.org/2025/05/20/nx-s1-5404399/scott-adams-dilbert-prostate-cancer-biden
 
'Dilbert' creator Scott Adams says he's dying of 'the same cancer that Joe Biden has'

"I have the same cancer that Joe Biden has. I also have prostate cancer that has also spread to my bones, but I've had it longer than he's had it — well longer than he's admitted having it," Adams said. "I expect to be checking out from this domain sometime this summer."

https://www.npr.org/2025/05/20/nx-s1-5404399/scott-adams-dilbert-prostate-cancer-biden
Good riddance. Won’t be missed
 
Every morning I wake up, grab my phone off my nightstand and wonder will this be the morning I read the glorious news? But instead it is always other names. Usually obscure actors from the 80's. Or some musician I have never heard of.

Just once let me read a beautiful headline that will let everyone cheer from their windows in a shared celebration. "God is great!"
 
He couldn’t just go quietly

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46569/do-not-go-gentle-into-that-good-night

Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night​

By Dylan Thomas
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
 
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46569/do-not-go-gentle-into-that-good-night

Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night​

By Dylan Thomas
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Fuck him. He's worm food.
 
I wouldn't wish cancer on my worst enemy.
This thread has tested that conviction, but still.
 
Every morning I wake up, grab my phone off my nightstand and wonder will this be the morning I read the glorious news? But instead it is always other names. Usually obscure actors from the 80's. Or some musician I have never heard of.

Just once let me read a beautiful headline that will let everyone cheer from their windows in a shared celebration. "God is great!"
Nope still no good headlines.
 
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