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Evil Alpaca said:
I gotta say it . . .

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrases "Tight End," "Wide Receiver" and "Fullback."

(Just teasin' everyone!)
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Not to mention -

Play-action pass
Ball Possession
Dive Play
Strong End
Tackled Hard
Spread Defense
Slot Receiver
Deep Penetration
End Zone
Pump Fakes (hopefully not)
Scoring

*sigh*

I really do love football.

:)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Not to mention -

Play-action pass
Ball Possession
Dive Play
Strong End
Tackled Hard
Spread Defense
Slot Receiver
Deep Penetration
End Zone
Pump Fakes (hopefully not)
Scoring

*sigh*

I really do love football.

:)
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I like her!
:rose:

Ooh, how about "finding the hole" and "double coverage"?

Edited to add: . . . and "between the uprights"!
 
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Belegon said:
Lisa and Sarahh in naught but but shoulder pads, kneepads and helmets...

what you mean the team never came out after halftime? go find out why!

locked door? music cranked so you can't hear anything? hmmm...
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If I make the most touchdowns I'm gonna drink champagne ot of her supperbowl trophy.
 
Lisa Denton said:
The feel of victory, and the aroma of the feet.
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LOL!!!

Nahhh, there's always the team shower to wash away any stinkiness.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
LOL!!!

Nahhh, there's always the team shower to wash away any stinkiness.
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Oh sweetsarah dear, I dropped my soap, would you bend over and pick it up for me?
 
Lisa Denton said:
Oh sweetsarah dear, I dropped my soap, would you bend over and pick it up for me?
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LMAO!
I actually hear cheesy porn music in the back of my head! You two girls are too much!

(But don't stop! Please?)

:D
 
Evil Alpaca said:
LMAO!
I actually hear cheesy porn music in the back of my head! You two girls are too much!

(But don't stop! Please?)

:D
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And I'm not even drinking yet -

But I hear it, too!

(Wow-chicka wow-chicka wow-chicka)

But wait - my acting skills must suddenly become nonexistent!

(And my tits enormous!)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
And I'm not even drinking yet -

But I hear it, too!

(Wow-chicka wow-chicka wow-chicka)

But wait - my acting skills must suddenly become nonexistent!

(And my tits enormous!)
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I've suddenly developed a liposuctioned ass and silicone tits, Eeeek!!!
 
You mean people get paid to write porn? :eek: Dang, and here I've been paying people to read my musings.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Pervert. ;)
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Only on days ending in "y."

Shouldn't you be in bed? Like Lisa's? :D
Sorry. It's really late, and I REALLY need to live vicariously through other people. :p
 
Evil Alpaca said:
Only on days ending in "y."

Shouldn't you be in bed? Like Lisa's? :D
Sorry. It's really late, and I REALLY need to live vicariously through other people. :p
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Oh, I'm on my way.

(I'll share naughty details tomorrow - LOL)


;)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Oh, I'm on my way.

(I'll share naughty details tomorrow - LOL)


;)
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:D
Looking forward to it!

As for me, I think I'll spend some time driving the more serious threads off of page one of the forums. Too many people gettin' edgy.
 
Lisa Denton said:
Are you sayin when she jumped into my bed with that big horn lookin thingie that was you?









http://www.mytempdir.com/18122004/4449.jpg
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Oh my GOD, that is a monumentally painful looking picture! Though I can't really feel sorry for the guy . . . he did get into a large ring with a large pull and then intentionally piss it off!

And no that was Sarah in your bed. She just promised to tell me all about it today!
 
Evil Alpaca said:
Oh my GOD, that is a monumentally painful looking picture! Though I can't really feel sorry for the guy . . . he did get into a large ring with a large pull and then intentionally piss it off!

And no that was Sarah in your bed. She just promised to tell me all about it today!
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I beg to differ.

My strap-on is not THAT huge.

;)
 
Lisa Denton said:
What are you Laffin about? My strap-on is the version 17.0.
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Ooh, it's a case of one-ups-woman-ship. :D

*Looks at SSS*
She's callin' you out!
 
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