High Paid Porn

[R. Richard]

All right Literotica guys and gals, look what a real porn story writer got for his work! I am envious as hell. Comment?

1ST PORN'S A BE$T SELLER


December 17, 2004 -- LONDON — The world's first known piece of printed pornography, described as the "quintessence of debauchery," has been sold for $89,000, well above expectations, Sotheby's auction house said yesterday.
"Sodom," penned in the mid-1670s and sold to an anonymous buyer, has been attributed to John Wilmot, the second Earl of Rochester. It was described by Sotheby's as having pornography "in almost every line."

"It is one of the most notorious publications in literature and makes most pornography written 300 years later seem tame," said Peter Beal, Sotheby's book specialist. Reuters

 

[Guest]

I think it's because of all the anal sex.

 

[doormouse]

I think it's because of all the anal sex.

You think I should start charging more?

 

[Guest]

You think I should start charging more?

I suppose I should, as well!

 

[doormouse]

I suppose I should, as well!

I hear they pay more for a double act

 

[Guest]

I hear they pay more for a double act

Ooooh!

 

[doormouse]

Ooooh!

Wanna?

You. Me. And that plastic octopus back scratcher

 

[Boxlicker101]

I hear they pay more for a double act

Do you think they would pay more for a three-way? Several of my stories include one.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Do you think they would pay more for a three-way? Several of my stories include one.

What if you included a quadriped and a midget with a video camera?

 

[Belegon]

What if you included a quadriped and a midget with a video camera?

ok, what's up with you and the midget jokes? dating a Raider fan?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

ok, what's up with you and the midget jokes? dating a Raider fan?

Really not sure. I think it's a joke I picked up somewhere many years ago and wasn't able to shake. Kind of like an STD that's funny . . .

 

[Belegon]

and I apologize for my insensitive comment. To imply that a diverse group of good people might somehow be connected with a mishappen growth-stunted insignificant and dubious crowd such as Raider fans...

 

[Boxlicker101]

quote:
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Originally posted by Boxlicker101
Do you think they would pay more for a three-way? Several of my stories include one.

What if you included a quadriped and a midget with a video camera?

I did write a story that included a video camera but never a midget. I have also never included any of those outstanding, highly astute and wonderful persons who cheer for the marvelous Raiders but maybe I will. I can start something like "After watching the mighty Oakland Raiders give a thouough shellacking to the lowly Chargers, we all took our viceo cameras to the hotel." I think that will be one of my New Year' resolutions, to write that story.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

quote:
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Originally posted by Boxlicker101
Do you think they would pay more for a three-way? Several of my stories include one.




I did write a story that included a video camera but never a midget. I have also never included any of those outstanding, highly astute and wonderful persons who cheer for the marvelous Raiders but maybe I will. I can start something like "After watching the mighty Oakland Raiders give a thouough shellacking to the lowly Chargers, we all took our viceo cameras to the hotel." I think that will be one of my New Year' resolutions, to write that story.

You know it would have to count as a work of FICTION!

 

[Belegon]

You know it would have to count as a work of FICTION!

Don't worry, it is absolutely normal for Raider fans to live in the distant past...

(serious note: if we're going to start this kind of fun in an enviroment where facial expressions and vocal inflections can not be used, nobody better get fucking offended either! get your thick skin on...I have a lot of raider nation jokes...)

 

[Guest]

Don't worry, it is absolutely normal for Raider fans to live in the distant past...

(serious note: if we're going to start this kind of fun in an enviroment where facial expressions and vocal inflections can not be used, nobody better get fucking offended either! get your thick skin on...I have a lot of raider nation jokes...)

Raider-hater-ism is a long-held tradition in Kansas City.

Written about in story and song, here's a small excerpt from a poem -

God I Love Football!


I think it can be so cliche when spouses need to fight,
to choose the TV viewing in the home on Monday night.

In our house that's an easy call, my man and I agree,
if well matched teams are battling, that's what we want to see.

My favorite football fan attire? Team jersey, cap and thong,
I find it keeps me comfortable and helps the game along.

There's no home team for us tonight but Red's the one we'll back,
(whenever we watch football we can't stand Silver and Black.)

We take our places on the couch, adjust our new big screen,
the beer is cold, the nachos warm, bring on the first fifteen!

Our anthem plays, the refs convene with captains to the fore,
Red wins the toss and will receive, it's time to start the war.

Anticipation's building as the game begins in style,
when Red returns the opening kick, we click our cans and smile.

On next possession Black and Silver fumble their first down,
we love to watch this hated team already giving ground.

Red has the ball, play-action pass, it fools the cameraman,
receiver takes the wide route, makes the catch with out-stretched hands.

Red scores again, they easily control Silver and Black,
we cheer and curse and strategize our football team's attack.

We argue calls and penalties, was that a high school play?
(You'd think that NFL teams wouldn't have to go that way!)

We sing with every Coor's Light ad, and shout "I Love You, Too!"
I miss the rush from good warfare, but what's a girl to do?

The clock is ticking down, perhaps it's time for different sports,
I give my man a sideways leer, he looks so good in shorts.

It's half time now, the game's a joke, my thoughts are all astray,
I wriggle next to his hard form and plot the next dive play.

He grins at me and strokes my hair, pulls in my pass with ease,
his kiss is strong and interested, and drops me at the knees.

I slide between his legs and smile, my hands grip his strong end . . .


Well, you get the picture!

 

[robynwildchild]

damn

well human natures persist to prove its other half just as valueable ... at quite an affectionate price.. my lord!

thanks for sharing.. i guess being first at something really can be worth something!

 

[Boxlicker101]

You know it would have to count as a work of FICTION!

Of course it would be a work of fiction. All my stories are works of fiction. I have been to Oakland Raiders' games and have seen the Silver and Black wallop both San Diego and Kansas City but not this year.

I think I will write the story but not until next month.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Of course it would be a work of fiction. All my stories are works of fiction. I have been to Oakland Raiders' games and have seen the Silver and Black wallop both San Diego and Kansas City but not this year.

I think I will write the story but not until next month.

You mean, you'll wait until AFTER the playoffs?

 

[Lisa Denton]

Is this a porn football thread, or a football porn thread?

Am I gonna need kneepads and a helmet?

 

[Guest]

Is this a porn football thread, or a football porn thread?

Am I gonna need kneepads and a helmet?

Well, I often need 'em for sex!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Is this a porn football thread, or a football porn thread?

Am I gonna need kneepads and a helmet?

I'm not sure if you'll NEED them, but I'm sure you'd be quite fetching in them!

 

[Belegon]

Lisa and Sarahh in naught but but shoulder pads, kneepads and helmets...

what you mean the team never came out after halftime? go find out why!

locked door? music cranked so you can't hear anything? hmmm...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Lisa and Sarahh in naught but but shoulder pads, kneepads and helmets...

what you mean the team never came out after halftime? go find out why!

locked door? music cranked so you can't hear anything? hmmm...

I gotta say it . . .

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrases "Tight End," "Wide Receiver" and "Fullback."

(Just teasin' everyone!)

 

[Guest]

I'm not sure if you'll NEED them, but I'm sure you'd be quite fetching in them!

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