Hiding sexy toys

[Biglove79]

I’m looking for some practical advice in hiding sex toys.

My young son is into everything!

We live in a small house and there is nowhere my son can’t access. I need to find a creative and unassuming and unappealing place to hide our sex toys.

The last thing we want is for our boy to be fighting his mates with my wife’s big dildo.

 

[Benzboy]

Plastic bag inside the toilet tank?

 

[KuriousCupid]

I spent a good deal of thought on this. The wife must not find out. Never.

So all toys are spread amongst the DIY and other clutter in the garage: cock rings in the box with all the plumbing tools, metal butt plug innocuously among other pieces of shine metal tucked away in a drawer. The bondage rope among various other lengths of string. The dildo? That was the hard part (no, pun not intended), in the end I put it among a box of haloween party bits and bobs, that if found I will declare to have been deposited by a friend many years ago and I never had a look inside.

Pro: plausible deniability or security by obscurity in all circumstances

Con: takes ages t assemble the lot for play when the wife is away!

 

[ny_m_teacher]

We have figured out how to hide them in plain sight with a bonus.
We put the toys wrapped in a towel, inside the cover of a heating pad underneath the bed.
This also helps keep them warmed up for activities.
You're welcome.

 

[bws1]

A safe works

 

[LMWM321]

No advice for hiding from young kids, sorry...

But older kids? ...Well, we told ours. "If anything happens to Mom and I and you're going through our stuff... Just pitch the green tub in Mom's closet. Spare yourselves some embarrassment and don't peak inside. Just pitch it - the whole thing. There's nothing in there anyone would want."

They were like "Ewwww!! Okay.. thanks for telling us (as they rolled their eyes)!"

In their heart of hearts I'm sure they are quite pleased to know their mom and dad still get their freak on.

 

[Rob_Royale]

https://www.vaultz.com/cash-boxes-1/

 

[PFWilly]

My wife’s sister will be taking care of the house and pets, while we are away on a two week cruise. Why would we hide our toys and reading materials?

LOL

 

[12oclocktales]

I’m looking for some practical advice in hiding sex toys.

My young son is into everything!

We live in a small house and there is nowhere my son can’t access. I need to find a creative and unassuming and unappealing place to hide our sex toys.

The last thing we want is for our boy to be fighting his mates with my wife’s big dildo.

You don’t say how old your boy is, but if he’s like ours, put the toys in his closet where he’s supposed to hang up his clothes – he’ll never go near them!

 

[Tessinwales]

Must tell you this .....

A while back I broke my leg and was laid up for some time. A neighbour was really kind and he or his wife called in every day to bring my groceries etc. One day I was so bored I got out one of my sex toys from the bedside drawer. I was just massaging myself with the tip when I heard the guy calling out as he came up the stairs. I quickly switched off the vibe and buried it under the bedding. He stayed only about five minutes before leaving, but only after my toy fell out of the bed, hit the floor and rolled up to his feet!

 

[Kenrychard]

Gun Safe. We had a big one in the closet with all the guns, even handguns. The kids thought the smaller one bolted under the bed was for handguns, it was dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, etc. Now, my two adult sons live with me and they know I am more sexual at 66 than they are at 22 and 24( just what is in food these days?, something is killing their libido) So they stay out of my stuff and my room. My daughter would snoop, she got my hormones. 19 year old horny hobbit hottie she is. But we moved and left her behind LOL.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I remember seeing a “table” a guy made over on the How To thread. It was a great build but not a beginner type thing. Can’t add much to what others have said. Go to Walmart or even better, Harbor Freight. They have portable lockable safes. You could put the toys there. They’re pretty cheap if I remember.

 

[Biglove79]

Thanks all fire your creative suggestions. Thanks also for the laughs! Tess, that is a great story! lol

 

[Japansurfer]

Must tell you this .....

A while back I broke my leg and was laid up for some time. A neighbour was really kind and he or his wife called in every day to bring my groceries etc. One day I was so bored I got out one of my sex toys from the bedside drawer. I was just massaging myself with the tip when I heard the guy calling out as he came up the stairs. I quickly switched off the vibe and buried it under the bedding. He stayed only about five minutes before leaving, but only after my toy fell out of the bed, hit the floor and rolled up to his feet!

That’s hilarious! How did he react?