Hideous Kinky

[Mysteryman5500]

Originally posted by HK

..YEE-HAH!!!

............then ride me cowboy!!

Whare are you at HK I'm on the way!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[randyscotsman]

Wasn't a big fan of cowboys, but you know a women wearing a g-string, cowboy hat, boots, belt with toy gun s and a cigar isn't a bad sight LOL

 

[Hideous Kinky]

Sweet like...

LOL Nah I don't do that, I hate farting in public, but you gotta let them drop unfortunatley, worse when your in Glasghow on the subway and someone drops one ewwwwww

...Haggis? why do you Scottish folk eat such cuisine? It is literally like dropping - one's guts....yuk!

It is the silent but violent ones you have to watch out for

 

[randyscotsman]

Haggis is really quite good if prepared correctly, just the same as black pudding damn I fel hungry now, anyone wanna cook em some grub ? lol

 

[Hideous Kinky]

Whare are you at HK I'm on the way!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hideous Kinky is riding the bucking bronco on the Literotica Horny Ranch...if your name is not on the list, you are not cumming in !!!

YEA-HAH!!!

Oh dear...just lost my bra

 

[randyscotsman]

Hmmmm, I heard that ranch was outside Glasgow, lol Hmmm sexy chics bronco butisng YeeeeeeeHawwwww ?

 

[Hideous Kinky]

...giddy up

Wasn't a big fan of cowboys, but you know a women wearing a g-string, cowboy hat, boots, belt with toy gun s and a cigar isn't a bad sight LOL

Funny you should mention cowboy boots, I actually want to buy a pair...I have an idea

Starfire...after I have purchased my cowboy boots, can we get some toy guns? You can smoke the cigar

LMAO...Kinky boots...mmmm another thought

 

[Hideous Kinky]

A good little woman...

Haggis is really quite good if prepared correctly, just the same as black pudding damn I fel hungry now, anyone wanna cook em some grub ? lol

Don't tell me... not only do you want a whore in the bedroom, but you want a cook in the kitchen?? Or is that the other way round? A whore in the kitchen and a cook in the .... forget it!!

And no, I will not cook your sausage...

 

[randyscotsman]

Who says I don't have good ideas LOL

 

[Hideous Kinky]

Hmmmm, I heard that ranch was outside Glasgow, lol Hmmm sexy chics bronco butisng YeeeeeeeHawwwww ?

Do cowgirls spit or swallow???

 

[Linedrive]

Hi HK,

I saw you posting and had to stop in to say hello. I also have several good ideas for photo's that I would like to share with you and Starfire. I know you have the weekend booked up, ao maybe next time. How's the UK...?


Hugs
Gunner

 

[randyscotsman]

Well only bad girls spit HK, what are you chuckles

 

[Hideous Kinky]

Howdy Mr Gunner

Hi HK,

I saw you posting and had to stop in to say hello. I also have several good ideas for photo's that I would like to share with you and Starfire. I know you have the weekend booked up, ao maybe next time. How's the UK...?


Hugs
Gunner

The UK is blossoming into summer, the sweet smell of flowers, birds getting horny (fucking don't wake me up in the morning, do your shagging in the night), longer days, happy shiney people, no more fetching the logs in for the bleeding fire...yes the UK has sunlight!

Tell me your ideas Gunner for our next photo shoot, because I have my mind set on G-string, cowboy boots and toy guns and me bucking like a wild filly

 

[Hideous Kinky]

Come on down....

Well only bad girls spit HK, what are you chuckles

When I am a good girl I spit and when I am a naughty girl I swallow...hehehehe....my chuckles? Depends how hungry I am

 

[randyscotsman]

Hmmm with that sexy backside HK, I wonder how you'd look in a short female kilt tries n hides his devil horns with a stolen halo

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Howdy Mr Gunner

The UK is blossoming into summer, the sweet smell of flowers, birds getting horny (fucking don't wake me up in the morning, do your shagging in the night), longer days, happy shiney people, no more fetching the logs in for the bleeding fire...yes the UK has sunlight!

Tell me your ideas Gunner for our next photo shoot, because I have my mind set on G-string, cowboy boots and toy guns and me bucking like a wild filly

HK,

I love a good morning time shag, lol Sounds like the UK is full into spring, we are getting there

My ideas, don't laugh...but I think this would produce some erotic photographs. The setting is a table, covered in a white table cloth. On the table are various objects, such as a flower vase with a rose in it, some silver (utensils, vase, etc) and some china or white dishes. The idea behind it is sort of a tea party, you could get alot of different pics in various poses. I think the sterling and china would be great in black & white erotic photo's, especially with someone with darker skin (like you) to contrast it.

So what do you think about that one, Hideous Kinky's Tea Party


Hugs
Gunner

 

[Hideous Kinky]

Hmmm with that sexy backside HK, I wonder how you'd look in a short female kilt tries n hides his devil horns with a stolen halo

hey...give me my halo back...you stole it from me when I was asleep...you get your wicked way with me and then you steal from me!

Bending seductively over so you can see my arse, crumbs this kilt has shrunk in the wash..trys to pull it down...hey you ... don't run away....I want my halo!!

<runs after randyscotsman, bum wobbling as the kilt rides up over her hips>

 

[randyscotsman]

Hmmmm admires HK runs slowly and keeps looking back befores he flashes her LOL

 

[Starfire]

Re: ...giddy up

Funny you should mention cowboy boots, I actually want to buy a pair...I have an idea

Starfire...after I have purchased my cowboy boots, can we get some toy guns? You can smoke the cigar

LMAO...Kinky boots...mmmm another thought

Mmmmmmmmm..... just Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Hideous Kinky]

Tea for 2?

My ideas, don't laugh...but I think this would produce some erotic photographs. The setting is a table, covered in a white table cloth. On the table are various objects, such as a flower vase with a rose in it, some silver (utensils, vase, etc) and some china or white dishes. The idea behind it is sort of a tea party, you could get alot of different pics in various poses. I think the sterling and china would be great in black & white erotic photo's, especially with someone with darker skin (like you) to contrast it.
So what do you think about that one, Hideous Kinky's Tea Party
Hugs
Gunner

Would you like me to dress up as Alice? LOL..no seriously, props are good. We could have a series of photos and you know how much I like b/w photos. I picture myself actually sitting on the table, but in England that would be regarded as rude?

 

[Starfire]

Another pic.........

Enjoy.....

 

[randyscotsman]

I tyhink we should have an HK in plaid skirt photo set chuckles

 

[Hideous Kinky]

Re: Another pic.........

Enjoy.....

I didn't know you took that one Starfire....you kept that one back, how many others do you have?

I feel a tea-party coming on....anyone for another cup of tea? A French Fancy perhaps? Gunner stop looking at my tits

And you randyscotsman, stop that now! <slaps hand>

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Another pic.........

I didn't know you took that one Starfire....you kept that one back, how many others do you have?

I feel a tea-party coming on....anyone for another cup of tea? A French Fancy perhaps? Gunner stop looking at my tits

And you randyscotsman, stop that now! <slaps hand>

But your tits are beautiful to look at HK...I fully appreciate you and Starfire sharing your great pics here

 

[SmokeTheFunk]

thanks for the new pic

loved the light and shadowing on the beautiful HK (im sucking up to you a little seeming as though you have all the pics of HK)

smoke