Hidden Talents

[McKenna]

Can do!

So that's what the cherry av was all about...

 

[impressive]

You can???? NOW FREAKIN' WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

I can.

 

[Honey123]

I can.

You're talking about doing it with your toes right?

If not...can you teach me? Please?

 

[impressive]

You're talking about doing it with your toes right?

If not...can you teach me? Please?

Toes? Pffft!

I can even do it with the stem in YOUR mouth.

 

[Honey123]

Toes? Pffft!

I can even do it with the stem in YOUR mouth.

You're on....

Next time you are in NYC....There will be a dozen cherries sent to your room...screw the roses...

 

[TriggerHippie]

I design and construct by hand what I guess could be termed “fine” furniture and most people wouldn’t guess it by looking at me. Truly hidden talents I suppose would be that I’m a reasonably proficient thief and scammer, but I curb those tendencies since karma has a way of biting you on the hiney when you’re not looking.

And in the vein of the cherry conversation, I can tie a cherry stem in a double knot with my tongue and whistle loud enough to stop traffic. Not at the same time, tho.

 

[McKenna]

...And in the vein of the cherry conversation, I can tie a cherry stem in a double knot with my tongue and whistle loud enough to stop traffic. Not at the same time, tho.

Shucks. And I was so close to being impressed with you.

 

[BlackShanglan]

McKenna, if you could write your name in the snow...now THAT would be a talent....

Actually, do you think girls can do that????

"Sex and the Emperor," I think is the title of the movie that comes to mind. There are some genuinely unpleasant and revolting images in the film, but the scene in which a madame of a house of red lanterns signs her name using only a very long-handled brush, a very large sheet of paper, a series of sharp dance-like motions and the primary tool of her trade is rather fascinating.

Shanglan

 

[Honey123]

"Sex and the Emperor," I think is the title of the movie that comes to mind. There are some genuinely unpleasant and revolting images in the film, but the scene in which a madame of a house of red lanterns signs her name using only a very long-handled brush, a very large sheet of paper, a series of sharp dance-like motions and the primary tool of her trade is rather fascinating.

Shanglan

do you think it was done with mirrors??

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Accents and impressions. British, Southern, hell, I do a great Ross Perot.

 

[impressive]

You're on....

Next time you are in NYC....There will be a dozen cherries sent to your room...screw the roses...

Sounds like a plan!

 

[cloudy]

Accents and impressions. British, Southern, hell, I do a great Ross Perot.

I hate to break it to you, but I have yet to hear a southern accent imitated correctly. You may think you have it down, but I guarantee you don't.

It's just one of those things impossible to fake, at least when there's a REAL southerner around. We can always, always spot it.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I hate to break it to you, but I have yet to hear a southern accent imitated correctly. You may think you have it down, but I guarantee you don't.

It's just one of those things impossible to fake, at least when there's a REAL southerner around. We can always, always spot it.

That's my secret. I'm from West Virginia, so I already have a bit of drawl.

 

[cloudy]

That's my secret. I'm from West Virginia, so I already have a bit of drawl.

Virginia's very different from, say, Georgia. And Georgia's different from Tennessee. And Tennessee's different from north Alabama. And, well, you get the drift.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Virginia's very different from, say, Georgia. And Georgia's different from Tennessee. And Tennessee's different from north Alabama. And, well, you get the drift.

Having lived in Texas for two years helps too. Oh, and it's WEST Virginia, not Virginia.

 

[cloudy]

Having lived in Texas for two years helps too. Oh, and it's WEST Virginia, not Virginia.

I would make a crack about West Virginia, but I'll be nice...




...for now.

 

[Trombonus]

Virginia's very different from, say, Georgia. And Georgia's different from Tennessee. And Tennessee's different from north Alabama. And, well, you get the drift.

My exes name was Tennesssee if you can believe it, and she was just as weird as her name was. Every time I see or hear that name I just get so mad. Nothing personal Tennesseeans, but if you knew her you'ld get mad too.

 

[cloudy]

My exes name was Tennesssee if you can believe it, and she was just as weird as her name was. Every time I see or hear that name I just get so mad. Nothing personal Tennesseeans, but if you knew her you'ld get mad too.

I went to college in Tennessee...it's actually a pretty cool place.

 

[Aurora Black]

I went to college in Tennessee...it's actually a pretty cool place.

My mom's originally from Tennessee.

 

[cloudy]

My mom's originally from Tennessee.

COOLNESS!

 

[Trombonus]

Yayness!!!

 

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[Aurora Black]

I will.

What's the definition of a WVa Virgin?
A 10 yr old girl that can outrun her brothers.

How do you keep a West Virginian from biting their nails?
Make 'em wear shoes.

How can you tell when a West Virginia girl is on her period?
She's only wearing one sock.

What do most West Virginia girl die of?
Toxic Sock Syndrome.

That's so evil! More.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I would make a crack about West Virginia, but I'll be nice...




...for now.

Thank the Gods for small favors!