Hi

[Thumper]

April..

If you get naked...I will

 

[Finally_Single]

Hey you guys, get your own thread!

 

[April]

Yes, ma'am. Sorry ma'am. Won't happen again ma'am. (in a pig's eye )

 

[Finally_Single]

Thread robber! (Secretly watching to learn how to take over a thread)

 

[Thumper]

It's called hijacking!

And we are the masters...

We can turn a serious debate into a smut filled orgy in less than three posts.

See!

 

[April]

Smut filled orgy? Count me in!

So, uh, Thumper, how many laces are in those pants?

*wielding a sharp pair of scissors behind her back*

 

[Finally_Single]

Well, hey! As long as it's an orgy and I can watch, steal away!

 

[April]

But an orgy requires more than two people to participate. There hasn't been a successful orgy around here in a long time. *sigh*

 

[Thumper]

Arrrrgh!!

NO scissors...especially near there! Or the hair.

Hey..that rhymed...I'm a poet...

I am sure it would be much more fun to unlace them....


with your teeth....

 

[April]

*putting away the scissors*

Teeth you say? But then I would be on my knees.

 

[Finally_Single]

Just jumping in my own thread for a minute to see how the orgy is going. Maybe you guys need to recruit some people.

 

[Thumper]

And...

*putting away the scissors*

Teeth you say? But then I would be on my knees.

the problem is????

 

[April]

You can join in. I'll be leaving shortly. It's late here. You might even lose your Lit virginity tonight.

 

[April]

No problem at all, Thumper. I just wanted to point that out in case you didn't notice. *weg*

 

[Finally_Single]

Thanks but I'll leave the orgies for those more experienced in them than me.

 

[April]

Right, I'm outta here. Tired, and I've spent too much time here yet again. 'Night, Finally. Hope you have a good time here at Lit.

 

[Finally_Single]

Good night April and thanks.

 

[kwt]

hello Finally, and welcome!
careful, this place is addicting .. as you probably already know.

see you around!
kwt

 

[freakygirl]

Hi, welcome to the boards..

 

[cuz cracker]

Hi! F_S, i hope you don't mind if i shorten your name.

welcome to lit. i've read your postings and you seem nice and naughty. i think you will like it here.

i am sorry to hear your marriage did not work out for you. divorce is not fun no matter how bad the other is. the good news is learning to be single again only takes time and some good friends
which i think you will find some here.

well this is about as long as i ever post...so keep it hot!

 

[april-wine]

Thanks but I'll leave the orgies for those more experienced in them than me.

WE ARE GREAT TEACHERS

welcome

 

[batter]

Welcome to Lit.

very nice to meet a new person to the boards.
i hope you will meet some new friends and enjoy yourself on the BB. and whatever you do, dont be shy.

 

[PacificBlue]

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!

Have you received your basket of porn yet? Me neither...

 

[Valdimer]

Ahhh, a new member.

Welcome to the boards. Dont feed the animals, they are on a strict diet.

Have fun, jump in on threads, voice your opinion, and oh yea, dont be shy to talk about sex. This is a porn board after all.


I'm gonna go maturbate now. LMAO.

 

[nasty]

Hi, Finally Single. I'm Still Single. Don't that the name full you, I'm nice. But, I can be nasty. Again, you have to ask.