Hi

[Deejayben]

Evening all, new to the forum but a long time reader of the stories. I’m male, 42 and from the uk. I’m into dj’ing, football and swimming. Here to interact and maybe post some pics. I hope your all ok, and have a fantastic weekend

 

[Matthew Craig]

Hi ben.

 

[SissySalina]

Hello!
Welcome to pool.

 

[dolf]

What news source do you use? (If you buy a tabloid, confess now so that all decent and moral people can put you on ignore)

Is your accent some godawful northern one?

Which football team? (Not that I care, but someone will need to judge you on it)

Scone to rhyme with cone or gone? And would you put the cream or the jam on first?

Post a picture of your dog/cat, because (with one or two weirdo exceptions) nobody wants to see your dick.

 

[InsightRiot]

DJ means disc jockey, right?

 

[Saint Peter]

And would you put the cream or the jam on first?

Jam.

Then cream.

 

[dolf]

Jam.

Then cream.

You're dead to me.

 

[lovetoread]

Is your accent some godawful northern one?

(with one or two weirdo exceptions) nobody wants to see your dick.

hey now, i am partial to the northern one

and i am one of the weirdos

 

[dolf]

hey now, i am partial to the northern one

and i am one of the weirdos

You come from a godforsaken and uncivilised ex-colony, so any Englishman is an improvement on the barbarians you're used to.

 

[lovetoread]

Bah, we took the language and made it better

 

[Super-Surprise]

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