Hi! My name is Mark and I'm looking for...

[MunchinMark]

my keys. I can't remember where the hell I put them, but I can't leave the house without them (nobody to let me back in). Where are they?

 

[Wiggles]

Please save us all a lot of trouble and look in both hands, and in your pockets, all of your pockets.

If they're not there, check your front door, did you bring in groceries yesterday?

Do you have cat's? If so look in the toilet bowl.

 

[Mensa]

Easy one

Where they always are, in the last place you look. So look there first and save yourself some time.

 

[lilminx]

Hi Mark- nice to meet you. I actually had the same problem earlier today. I could have sworn I brought my apartment keys with me when I went out to my car, but the nasty little buggers took themselves off of my keychain and had the nerve to be witting right on the table when the super let me in my apartment!

They are probably in a very obvious spot that you just can't see right now. (Actually, one time I was going crazy looking for my keys and they were in my laundry bag- and I hadn't even been doing laundry! I swear those suckers love hiding on me....)

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Mark... you have 666 posts

 

[MissTaken]

Mark?

I left them on the night stand when I was checking your pockets. I was doing laundry, remember?

 

[MunchinMark]

Took care of that one Fly.

You know, this is the quickest 100 posts that I've notched up since I got here? Only a month ago I was in the mid 500's.

Must find other ways to send my free time.

No women does the laundry in this house, MissTaken. Get back to my bedroom

I don't have cats, but I do have housemates, much much more troublesome.

I did find them, down the back of the couch. Now if only I had looked there earlier...

 

[Mensa]

I did find them, down the back of the couch. Now if only I had looked there earlier...

Told you so!

 

[morninggirl5]

Did you happen to find my missing Visa card in the couch?


I've looked everywhere for it.

 

[MunchinMark]

Hand goes to wallet.

Ah uhm. No I didn't find any credit cards whatsoever, none at all.

 

[morninggirl5]

Beginning to pout



How am i supposed to have any fun with no plastic?

 

[Rubyfruit]

The twins got a hold of my husband's keys 6 weeks ago.

We just found them this weekend when we cleaned out the closet.

Good luck, Mark.

 

[pipercatt]

Did you happen to find my missing Visa card in the couch?


I've looked everywhere for it.

you mean the ads were lying, and it's not really everywhere you want to be? Damn...

 

[patient1]

It always pay$ to look in the couch. How many coins did you find this time?

 

[morninggirl5]

you mean the ads were lying, and it's not really everywhere you want to be? Damn...

Those ads were definitely lying, because i wasn't where i wanted to be even when the damn card wasn't lost.

 

[MunchinMark]

6 coins, all copper though.

 

[patient1]

Probably obsolete, too

 

[MunchinMark]

Oh no. 9 pence in perfectly legal tender. It's just not worth much.