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[ricsmis]

DOnt include me in the sick category!!!! i am only crazy!!!1

 

[blitzzzkreig]

Hey, just b/c I'm hung like a bull doesn't make me sick.

Well, a bullfrog anyway...

Back to the farm animals again. You guys are sick.

 

[blitzzzkreig]

69 posts

ricsmis is at 69!!!!

woooooooohoooooooooo

 

[jixerguy]

Hey, just b/c I'm hung like a bull doesn't make me sick.

Well, a bullfrog anyway...

Between the two of us we have a toothpick. excellent. Whatcha think about that now Ricsmis? Getting excited???

 

[jixerguy]

Re: 69 posts

ricsmis is at 69!!!!

woooooooohoooooooooo

This calls for a celebration? What kind of celebration can we have for 69. Let me think. Let me think.

 

[ricsmis]

I didnt want to post, because i was really enjoying 69. lol

but all good things must Cum to an end in order for other good things to start.

yes i am VERY VERY excited.

 

[jixerguy]

I didnt want to post, because i was really enjoying 69. lol

but all good things must Cum to an end in order for other good things to start.

yes i am VERY VERY excited.

I think we need to hear more about you cumming to an end and what we may need to do to help you, end, as it were.

 

[ricsmis]

WEll, one of you could ummmm put your ummmm toothpick ummmm THERE..... and the other one could like, umm....


**i am so embarrassed**

 

[blitzzzkreig]

Gotta run for a bit. You two be good while I'm gone!

 

[jixerguy]

WEll, one of you could ummmm put your ummmm toothpick ummmm THERE..... and the other one could like, umm....


**i am so embarrassed**

I'm too excited to be embarassed. i guess I can use my toothpick to, ahem, clean your, uhhh, teeth.

 

[ricsmis]

i promise to stop laughing long enough to not bite off your toothpick!!!!

 

[jixerguy]

i promise to stop laughing long enough to not bite off your toothpick!!!!

I appreciate your concern for my anatomy, more than you'll ever know.

 

[ricsmis]

do you think you will be able to get it cleaned clear in the back. i mean i think that there is something back in my throat... yeah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there AUEUSUAUUSGGG!!!

 

[jixerguy]

do you think you will be able to get it cleaned clear in the back. i mean i think that there is something back in my throat... yeah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there AUEUSUAUUSGGG!!!

Yes, I can feel back there. Very nice, very nice, so nice, getting nicer, ooooooooo

 

[jixerguy]

Yes, I can feel back there. Very nice, very nice, so nice, getting nicer, ooooooooo

Darn it, my toothpick broke.

 

[jixerguy]

Darn it, my toothpick broke.

That's what I get for buying soft-wood instead of hard-wood.

 

[ricsmis]

OMG!!!! QUICK GET A TOWEL!!! ITS LEAKING ALL OVER!

 

[jixerguy]

OMG!!!! QUICK GET A TOWEL!!! ITS LEAKING ALL OVER!

It's not nice to tease a man with softwood. Talk about embarassing.....

 

[ricsmis]

THen why use that cheap stuff at all???

 

[jixerguy]

THen why use that cheap stuff at all???

The lady at the store said it was just as good. And she was so pretty and the way she talked. The wood was hard then. But I guess wood can't stay hard all the time.

 

[ricsmis]

WHen will you learn? if you put soft wood thats hard into a warm moist environment, it gets ruined!!!!

 

[jixerguy]

WHen will you learn? if you put soft wood thats hard into a warm moist environment, it gets ruined!!!!

So you're saying that all wood that is hard will get soft after being in a hot wet environment. Interesting.

Now that I think about it in almost every case where I've put that theory to the test, i've gotten those results. it's taken a while but you're correct. I think I ned to do quite a bit more testing though. not that I don't trust you. I'm just the kind of person that needs to experiment and often.

 

[ricsmis]

yes, exactly.

if you need, ummmm, help, ummm, testing, let me know!

 

[jixerguy]

yes, exactly.

if you need, ummmm, help, ummm, testing, let me know!

Thank you for the offer. I appreciate your willingness to help further the cause of my research. I may have some more wood that needs testing. Yes in fact I do. But it's a rather large, uuhh, piece. But I'm sure you could handle it. But I'm done, uuuhhh, testign for today. Maybe tomorrow.

Aufweidersen!! (I think that's German for Off My Weiner, but i'm not sure

 

[ricsmis]

LMAO!!! Catch you tomorrow then!