hi im new!

blitzzzkreig said:
LOL. True---I guess I don't want anyone putting their full weight on it... Until it's as hard as STEEL (well, lead anyway).

I'm sure Ricsmis can take care of any hardening we may need.
 
ben gay! OUCH!!!!!! NO THANKS!!! of course, if you have some like cinamon flavored lotion or perhaps something similar....
 
Hello all I am SWM looking for some straight fun! I read quite a few of the past posts on this thread and decided to register nad add one of my own. So who wants a mustache ride?
 
ricsmis said:
ben gay! OUCH!!!!!! NO THANKS!!! of course, if you have some like cinamon flavored lotion or perhaps something similar....

Let em check my cabinet. Cherry, carmel, passion fruit, no cinamon. Sorry babe.
 
I told you I'm not gay. And stop calling me Ben. Unless it's Ben Dover.

ricsmis said:
ben gay! OUCH!!!!!! NO THANKS!!! of course, if you have some like cinamon flavored lotion or perhaps something similar....
 
swinger414 said:
Hello all I am SWM looking for some straight fun! I read quite a few of the past posts on this thread and decided to register nad add one of my own. So who wants a mustache ride?

Uuhhhmmm, have you actually read anything here. The flirting. The inuendo. Try again.
 
blitzzzkreig said:
Hey, I didn't know we had to dance to post here! I only know the hokey-pokey. And the pokey.

I don't know. Sounds like you're pretty familiar with the jerk. Want some of that Cherry lotion of mine :D
 
jixerguy said:
I don't know. Sounds like you're pretty familiar with the jerk. Want some of that Cherry lotion of mine :D

You'll need to find someone else to breath on it though.
 
Sorry.......no cinamon here either, but I do have some NUTmeg flavor I just need a little encouragement if you know what I mean
 
LMAO. That's not a dance... it's a lifestyle.

Pass the boysenberry.

jixerguy said:
I don't know. Sounds like you're pretty familiar with the jerk. Want some of that Cherry lotion of mine :D
 
alright alright, give me a break I get it I am the new guy.....the boss just wants me around because I have the biggest tool
 
blitzzzkreig said:
LMAO. That's not a dance... it's a lifestyle.

Pass the boysenberry.

Actually I think it's just called being male. **passing you the boysenberry after squeezing some out (uuhhh boysenberry that is)**
 
swinger414 said:
alright alright, give me a break I get it I am the new guy.....the boss just wants me around because I have the biggest tool

It's not the length of the stick, but the magic in the wand.

Gald to see it, I mean you, here.
 
Anyone up for a game of Pick Up Sticks?

Ricsmis---you take the first turn... there seem to be a few sticks around here.


jixerguy said:
It's not the length of the stick, but the magic in the wand.

Gald to see it, I mean you, here.
 
okay, um, wait till i go get the tweezers....

oh and SIZE DOES SO MATTER!!
 
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