Hi, I'm drunk...

[Black_Bird]

Wanna take advantage of me?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

no, I wanna hang out with you and be good. Until you're sober, and then I wanna fuck you all day tomorrow.

 

[Black_Bird]

no, I wanna hang out with you and be good. Until you're sober, and then I wanna fuck you all day tomorrow.

Aw... but tomorrow I would have realized that we're too good of friends to have sex and would decline you; If you're going to take advantage of me, you'd better to it now while I'm intoxicated or I'll change my mind latter...

 

[Ms_Lilith]

yes, but y'see... I'd rather you turn me down than I stoop to the level of taking advantage of you.

And cool, you think we're good enough friends to say no.

(just let me delude myself into believing that, okay)