hi everyone !

[morfeus]

hey there, this is my first post

i have been lurking for a very long time, and decided it was about time to register and say hi to everyone. so here goes

"hi"

heh, yeah im lame im 21 male from uk generally into everything and anything. hehe, not sure if u want any specifics or my life story, but if u do just ask

make me feel loved ! pm me !

 

[Ms_Lilith]

hey morfeus, how are ya? Hope you're ready for a good long adventure.. pull up a comfy chair, don't feed the trolls, and have a great time.

 

[juicylips]

Hello!

Welcome to Lit.

Stay and post. We love having you.

JL

 

[morfeus]

cool .. i reload the page to see i if i have spelt everything write, and already have two replys! w00t ! and one from a redhead ! hehe i think i am gonna enjoy this

 

[morninggirl5]

Welcome to the madness. Since you've been lurking for a while you may know this stuff already, but i've been gone and haven't got to do this for a couple of weeks and can't resist the urge.

Here's my standard, WTL information. Use what you can, feel free to ignore the rest.

After 30 posts, you lose that virgin tag.
After 100 posts, you can have an avatar of your own. There are at least 50 threads if you need help finding one.
After 1000 posts, you can create your own title.


This thread has some information you should read http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50634 The first post is frequently updated so you’ll know the latest info.


This thread has a few things that can help us ALL enjoy lit more.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30992

Sometime within your first day here, you’ll see a post about Magic. Magic is the unofficial Lit pubic hair remover. Thanks to our very own Cheyenne, we have thrown razors away. Here’s a link to one thread.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=73698


Lit Annon meetings are on Thursdays at 9 pm. If you ever feel the need to attend, please report back to us and let us know what happens there. There are some of us curious about the proceedings but we haven't been able to stop posting long enough to attend.

 

[PolythenePam]

Welcome--nice to meet you!

 

[morfeus]

PolythenePam -> hiya !


morninggirl5 -> hehe ty. always best to warn the newbies thanks !

 

[amelia]

hi from texas!

here..have a flower

 

[Rambrat]

Pleased to meet you morfeus!

 

[morfeus]

amelia - awww thankyou ... have on in return :

rambrat - hi

i am feeling awfully loved now thank you people ! warmest welcome i've ever had to a community

 

[PepperminTrish]

Hi morfeus and WELCOME to Lit!!
Did I see something that might make me think you like redheads???

 

[sunstruck]

Welcome to Literotica.

On the first floor we have political discussions and debates

The second floor contains philosophical, theological and moral arguments (they never remain debates for long so...)

On the third floor jokes, zanny humor, outrageous flirtations and blatent sexual inudendo (beware, due to structural problems the third floor items tend to leak into all other floors. Ignore it or go with it)

The fourth floor is the newbie training center. If you have an ounce of common sense there is no reason to stop here, it's only full of people telling you what to do and how to behave. If you are a complete moron with no social graces, please stop here for several days of strict tutoring. (It's fun if you're into whips).

The 5th floor is for bitching, moaning and ligitimate complaints. You may think you can avoid this floor, but eventually everyone stops here from time to time. So long as you don't set up camp.

The sixth floor is for silly and entertaining, highly adictive word games. Bring a dictionary. Preferably the OED.

There are more floors but I can't think of any right now. Please feel free to explore the wonderful world of Lit and if you find anything new, do share with the rest of us.

Thank you and please remember: you get what you give.

 

[Rambrat]

I like the 3rd floor...

 

[sunstruck]

I like the 3rd floor...

You should, you and Beefcake have a suite there.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

dammit, given sun's floorplan I probably owe laurel more of a deposit...I have set up shop in all of em!

 

[Rambrat]

You should, you and Beefcake have a suite there.

and I'll give you the key to the room when you visit...

 

[sunstruck]

and I'll give you the key to the room when you visit...

Like I need a key.

 

[morfeus]

hmmmmm ... so many floors ... can't decide which one ...

/me goes and sits in the basement instead

 

[markb325]

Welcome Morfeus sit back and relax.


And Please don't feed the Trolls.

 

[sunstruck]

hmmmmm ... so many floors ... can't decide which one ...

/me goes and sits in the basement instead

Don't go in there!! That's where the trolls live. If you want peace go sit on the roof. Laurel set up hammocks there.

 

[Rambrat]

Don't go in there!! That's where the trolls live. If you want peace go sit on the roof. Laurel set up hammocks there.

hey beautiful...you may want to ask him if he knows what a troll is...

 

[sunstruck]

hey beautiful...you may want to ask him if he knows what a troll is...

I assumed if he didn't he'd ask. It's not like it's a Lit exclusive term.

*smiling brightly at the compliment*

 

[Rambrat]

I assumed if he didn't he'd ask. It's not like it's a Lit exclusive term.

*smiling brightly at the compliment*

Hmmm...I did not know this...

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Hi there Morfeus.....welcome to Lit.

 

[morfeus]

I assumed if he didn't he'd ask. It's not like it's a Lit exclusive term.

hehe, yeah i did know it, and hopefully i aint one