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[larksaround]

Hi everyone, rather new to this site, it appears to be very extensive....any tips appreciated, or spots or threads on the site really cool?

 

[penguindance]

 

[alexandraaah]

The morninggirl welcoming committee will be along shortly to brief you.

Have fun!

 

[Latinababe]

larksaround welcome

 

[Ravenloft]

Hello and welcome to Lit.

Bring me a pack of Moosehead and I'll be your friend.

*Looks over at the 'don't feed the animal' sign next to me, and kicks it over...*

 

[solid_]

Hi everyone, rather new to this site, it appears to be very extensive....any tips appreciated, or spots or threads on the site really cool?

Hi enjoy your stay your amongst fellow perverts here.

 

[larksaround]

Welcomes

Thanks for all the nice welcomes and replies. Just spent some time in amateur pic feedbacks.....and, well, damn, there are some really hot pics there. The cool thing is, she could be just down the block or in another timezone. Ya just don't know.

 

[navarre]

Welcome to Lit.

 

[nasty]

Don't give me any shit.

 

[DustyWolfe]

Welcome to Lit

 

[koalabear]

Welcome!

Best advice run, run while you still can!

 

[just pet]

Re: Welcomes

Thanks for all the nice welcomes and replies. Just spent some time in amateur pic feedbacks.....and, well, damn, there are some really hot pics there. The cool thing is, she could be just down the block or in another timezone. Ya just don't know.

Happy to see you here
Have fun
Post naked

 

[penguindance]

Re: Welcome!

 

[penguindance]

 

[Wiggles]

Welcome to the nut house!

Are you pecan, walnut, peanut, cashew?

Would you like to be roasted, toasted, salted or honeyed?



Have fun!

 

[Guest]

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Hi

 

[Ezarc]

Hi,
Welcome to the boards. Play nice and you will be loved. Play too nice and aren't careful you or someone else's feeling could be hurt. Just a small word of caution from someone who screwed up.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[tigerjen]

welcome to Lit!

hope that your stay on Lit is a long and happy one!



tigerjen

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hi everyone, rather new to this site, it appears to be very extensive....any tips appreciated, or spots or threads on the site really cool?

Don't drink the water.

Welcome to lit.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hello and welcome, larksaround.

Please put your seat in the upright position and make sure that your seatbelt is firmly fastened. After we reach cruising altitude, your flight attendent will be around to offer you a cold beverage.

 

[MissTaken]

Welcome to lit.

Have you signed a living will yet?

DNR order?


All of these things will be taken care of in time.

*smirks*

 

[Dillinger]

Book Of Saturday
from Larks Tongue in Aspic
by King Crimson

If I only could deceive you
Forgetting the game
Every time I try to leave you
You laugh just the same

'Cause my wheels never touch the road
And the jumble of lies we told
Just returns to my back to weigh me down...

We lay cards upon the table
The backs of our hands
And I swear I like your people
The boys in the band

Reminiscences gone astray
Coming back to enjoy the fray
In a tangle of night and daylight sounds...

All completeness in the morning
Asleep on your side
I'll be waking up the crewmen
Banana-boat ride

She responds like a limousine
Brought alive on the silent screen
To the shuddering breath of yesterday...

There's the succour of the needy
Incredible scenes
I'll believe you in the future
Your life and death dreams

As the cavalry of despair
Takes a stand in the lady's hair
For the favour of making sweet sixteen...

You make my life and times
A book of bluesy Saturdays
And I have to chose...

 

[cybergirly]

Hi larksaround,

Welcome aboard, hope you enjoy your stay.

girly

 

[LukkyKnight]

Are we at altitude? My flask's gone dry...