Hey,You.

[AusTess]

I may look like someone in Kentucky,but i bet she dont speak Orstraylean.



Thanks Patient1.
I dont wanna be the envy of anyone.
That ain the reason i use my own pics.
It's simply because once,i was a fat girl.
And for some reason,people rarely make eye contact with fat girls.

So now i'm thin?


Dont you DARE look through me.

Not before you've checked out the package.

What can i say?
I like to be looked at.

 

[patient1]

You're welcome...

By the way, how are things at work? Any more complaints about you?

 

[AusTess]

I get complaints of the opposite nature.


I'll walk into work,put on my apron,and every guy in the office goes,"Shit!"


Ha.
I told em to complain to my boss.
Motherfucker.

 

[Marxist]

he envy of anyone.
That ain the reason i use my own pics.


Not before you've checked out the package.

What can i say?
I like to be looked at.

I use my own pix as well.

And man I love to be looked at!

 

[AusTess]

*L*jesus,you gotta stop sneaking up on me like that.

And if you dont,I'll strangle you to death between my thighs.


Slowly.

 

[Cibo]

If you're having problems with people ignoring you Aus, come on over here and you'll never be ignored.

 

[AusTess]

Did you play with my cleavage in that one?
It looks different.
Deeper.*l*

but i gotta say i look great all sepia toned dont i?

 

[AusTess]

I dont have a problem with being ignored.
People ignore me.
I deal with it.

It's mainly women,which is strange,dontya think?

 

[Cibo]

Not strange. I feel sorry for them, because they dunno what they're missing.

 

[Marxist]

*L*jesus,you gotta stop sneaking up on me like that.

And if you dont,I'll strangle you to death between my thighs.


Slowly.

The word is "straddle" not strangle. And yes the "little death" is beautiful.


I wonder if it would make you smile.....

 

[AusTess]

I keep telling you,i rarely smile.


Although the Straddle/little death comment raised a grin.



They aint missin much,cibo.
And to be honest,I'm as ignorant as they are.

 

[AusTess]

And here we are ladies and gentlemen,another thrilling Saturday night in AusTess life.

Welcome to hell people.

 

[Marxist]

Hi Tess, you're headless in your new av.

Me no like.


Not that your body isn't taut, sexy, attractive, cock inflating, undeniable, nipplicious, munchable, fuckable, and other worldly.

It's just headless.

I like a head on my woman.

Even if it doesn't smile.








But that would be nice.

 

[AusTess]

 

[Guest]

 

[AusTess]

Hello Tess

I don't ignore you, I like your posts.

You funneeee. And you've got *great* tatas.

I said *Mainly* women,Not ALL women.

And you have fantastic taste in breasts.