MERRY CHRISTMAS COOKIE!!!!!
May you and your family have a joyous Christmas!!!!!!!!
A man is at the dentist's office for a routine appointment
when the dentist notices that the patient's plate is severely
corroded, but can't figure out why.
The dentist says to the patient, "I've noticed that your
plate is severely corroded. Have you had a change in your
diet recently?"
To which the patient replies, "Why yes sir. Six months ago
my wife introduced me to eggs benedict. I fell in love with
the hollandiaise sauce and now I put it on eveything."
"That's it! The hollandaise sauce contains lemon juice which
is very acidic. That expalins the corrosion of your plate.
I can replace your plate, but I have to make it out of chrome."
"Why chrome?", asks the patient.
"Why don't you know? There's no plate like chrome for
the hollandaise."