Hey you people being auctioned off! TALENTS

[lavender]

 

[Angel]

You have mail.

And you better not laugh!

 

[Mischka]

Anal Elevation

Ooh! Can that be my talent?

And I'll get right to it, Cap'n. Commencing chart tabulation now.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Consider it sent, baby-cakes...

 

[lavender]

 

[Angel]

Well, at least you aren't laughing.

 

[Pyper]

I don't have a talent.

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

Pyper

Are you kidding?! You can julienne a mean salad with those fingers, and play an accompanying tune for the dinner with your flute, all at the same time.

You are the Champion of Atheist Ideals and Morals, plus you can run circles around To* - um, people - in a debate about evolution.

You have suggestively wiggling eyebrows, and can fell fellow Lit posters with a toss of your trusty blade.

See? This is just the tip of the iceberg. Now go think of more talents!

 

[Pyper]

Those are pretty good, but aren't they a little normal? Basically, I can do everything, but nothing exciting. I sent lavender one, but she might reject it

 

[Mischka]

Shucks, I didn't think they were all that normal. I mean, I can't julienne with my bare hands. But I still maintain that you are chock full o' talents. I'm sure you can come up with better ideas.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Well pyper. I for one am intrigued......
Hey lav, what's the protcol for auctionees bidding on other auctionees? Can we make a deal on the side??

If only I had enough points to take Pype and Mish to the funhouse...that would be effing Keen...
I have body paints and chocolate and silk pillows and down comforters and TVs the size of walls and my very own herd of cows that produce strawberry milk.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Easy to talk to and with, excellent phone voice, very limber with endless possibilities! Overall, I am very talented in all oral endeavors. My wit is keen and I have a quick mind. Work well under stress and can handle a significant amount of PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Easy to talk to and with, excellent phone voice, very limber with endless possibilities! Overall, I am very talented in all oral endeavors. My wit is keen and I have a quick mind. Work well under stress and can handle a significant amount of PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!

This involves phone? Oh my... *counting my lit points*

 

[Dillinger]

BTW - who is being auctioned off in the first round?

 

[lavender]

 

[Expertise]

I did it already .....STOP YELLING AT ME.

 

[lavender]

 

[Expertise]

Appology accepted.

 

[Starfish]

Sorry Lavey!

I haven't been here all day.

I am on it now.

 

[Starfish]

AAAAAWWWWW ShIT!


Lavey, I need your email, cause I have to send a picture, and if I try to send you mail through lit, I can't make an attachment.

So, instead of you having to post yours on here.....

Here is mine, and you just send me a blank email, so I can get your addy that way......


Lavenderandroses@hotmail.com

 

[lavender]

 

[Cheyenne]

lavynder_24@hotmail.com

LOL- and you did a whole thread about people not being able to spell your name correctly?

 

[Starfish]

LAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

I am sure you've checked your mail, but you now have more mail from me.

Oh, and am I going on the block tonight? I need to know so if not, I won't have to check in here. If so, I will.